“Uncle Clark, are you sure you ain't Santa Claus?” – Ruby Sue, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989

Ruby Sue

Uncle Clark, are you sure you ain't Santa Claus?

Clark

I'm sure... I can't even afford to be an elf.

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Clark W. Griswold Chevy Chase More Clark quotes →

Ruby Sue Ellen Hamilton Latzen More Ruby Sue quotes →

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