“Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's...” – Clark, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989

Clark

Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way in from New York City. [the kids sit up excitedly]

Eddie

[after a pause]

You serious, Clark?

In this scene

Clark W. Griswold Chevy Chase More Clark quotes →

Cousin Eddie Randy Quaid More Eddie quotes →

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Clark I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin... Er, a tree. There are no lots open on Christmas Eve. Lewis burned down my tree so I replaced it as best I could. Voilà. Ellen Are you okay? Art The little lights aren't twinkling. Clark I know Art. And thanks for noticing. Clark Uh, Eddie? What's wrong with the dog? Eddie Oh, he's just yakin' on a bone. Eddie He got it up.