“Where is Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things.” – Clark, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989

Clark

[a squirrel is loose in the house]

Where is Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things.

Catherine

Not recently, Clark, he read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.

In this scene

Clark W. Griswold Chevy Chase More Clark quotes →

Catherine Miriam Flynn

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