Uncle Lewis Hey Gris, if you're not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogeies. Clark Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Lewis? Ellen He's an old man. This may be his last Christmas. Clark If he keeps it up, it WILL be his last Christmas. Clark Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way in from New York City. [the kids sit up excitedly] Eddie You serious, Clark? Clark I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin... Er, a tree. There are no lots open on Christmas Eve. Lewis burned down my tree so I replaced it as best I could. Voilà. Ellen Are you okay?