“Hey Gris, if you're not doing anything constructive, run into the...” – Uncle Lewis, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989

Uncle Lewis

Hey Gris, if you're not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogeies.

Clark

Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Lewis?

Ellen

He's an old man. This may be his last Christmas.

Clark

If he keeps it up, it WILL be his last Christmas.

In this scene

Clark W. Griswold Chevy Chase More Clark quotes →

Ellen Beverly D'Angelo More Ellen quotes →

Uncle Lewis William Hickey More Uncle Lewis quotes →

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