Mystery Men quotes
131 total quotesThe Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja
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"Okay, okay — the Six Very Nearly Dead Guys With a Temporary Reprieve. That's it! That's your name!" ~ Tony P
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"Kill ya later — super-losers!" ~ Tony P
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"This contraption is, in fact, a weapon of mass destruction. Casanova plans to turn it against the city at midnight." ~ Captain Amazing
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"Flip the switch, lady. Don't stare at me, lift your left arm and flip it, you moron! You're a MORON! You're a MORON!" ~ Captain Amazing
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"Dig this, Shovel Man!" ~ Tony C
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[Bestowing precious cutlery to her son, having discovered his true identity]
"These belonged to your great-great grandmother. I was saving them for your wedding day, but from the looks of it, that day... it's probably a long way off." ~ Blue Raja's mother
"These belonged to your great-great grandmother. I was saving them for your wedding day, but from the looks of it, that day... it's probably a long way off." ~ Blue Raja's mother
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"Jeffrey, are you on the marijuana?" ~ Blue Raja's mother
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"You can't hurt me, Baby Bowler. 'Cause I'm protected by the god of hair care." ~ Tony P
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"His name's Mr. Furious, and his power comes from his boundless rage." ~ Monica
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"WAFFLE MAAAAN! Yeah, I'm the Waffler! Golden Crispy! Bad guys ar history! YEEEAAAH!" ~The Waffler
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(creepy, ominous dude at tryouts) "I...am BALLERINA MAN!" ~Ballerina Man