What was that?
What?
That [points eyes to the right] moment?
What? What moment...?
Are you gay?
As in happy?
As in homosexual?
What does my sexuality have anything to do with this?
You just checked that guy out and had a 'moment'!
Jerry Welbach
Brad Pitt · 14 quotes
Samantha Barzel
Julia Roberts · 11 quotes
Leroy
James Gandolfini · 7 quotes
Bernie Nayman
Bob Balaban · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Jerry Welbach & Samantha Barzel (5), Samantha Barzel & Leroy (4), Jerry Welbach & Bernie Nayman (3)
The Mexican quotes
Page 2 of 2By the grace of God or I don't know what honey you have managed to Forrest Gump your way through this. If we run now, we're going to be running the rest of our lives.
I am a hostage? This is so Jerry.
I don't know what it takes! I'm new in the **** you business.
I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o!
I'm here to regulate funkiness.
Jerry, I want you to know. You're the craziest **** I ever met.
Kevlar is for pussies.
Real emotion transcends language, Jerry. You don't have to understand their words to feel their pain.
You're missing the grand design here! If I don't go, I'm dead! Yeah. And it's a little hard to carry on a relationship when I'm stuffed with straw and formaldehyde.