A character in The Mexican (2001)

Bernie Nayman quotes from The Mexican (2001)

Bob Balaban

Scenes with Bernie Nayman

3 scenes
Bernie Nayman

It burns my ass to write you a check every week. That's an issue.

Jerry

I can explain what happened.

Bernie Nayman

You say to people "I can explain what happened" when it's a once in a while, blue moon thing.

Bobby Victory

It's every time with you, Jerry.

Bernie Nayman

It's every **** time.

Jerry

Oh, Ok, I was under the impression, with Margolese getting out of jail and all, that the last job, was my last job.

Bernie Nayman

You **** up that job.

Bobby Victory

You **** up that job, Jerry.

Bernie Nayman

Yeah, this job, will be your last job.

Bernie Nayman

Jerry, You're a **** moron. Here are your options: Number 1, I roll you up to the neck in a carpet, stuff you into the back of a sedan, and light you on fire with gasoline. You with me? Choice one.

Jerry

Yeah.

Bernie Nayman

Number 2, You like sex and travel? What, you like to have sex, you like to travel? You get you ass on a flight to Mexico. All the ten dollar hookers you can shake your stick at. You pick up a pistol that belongs to Margolese. What's it going to be?

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