I thought the kick was utterly dreadful. In fact, I've seen better kicks from a geriatric donkey and I am not talking about you Paula.
Leonidas
Sean Maguire · 7 quotes
Penguin
5 quotes
Paris Hilton
Nicole Parker · 4 quotes
Xerxes
Ken Davitian · 4 quotes
Narrator
Robin Atkin Downes · 3 quotes
Queen Margo
Carmen Electra · 2 quotes
Random Person
2 quotes
Leonidas
Sean Maguire · 1 quote
Mumble
1 quote
Spartacus
1 quote
Traitoro
Diedrich Bader · 1 quote
Meet the Spartans quotes
Page 3 of 4I'm a Hilton; I don't bow... but I do bend over.
I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!
Leave Britney alone!
My lord, he will tell Xerxes that Sparta is not for them, so whatever you do, don't be throwing him into the Pit of Death. (Leonidas does the exact opposite) Stop throwing people into the Pit of Death! Really!
Ooh! Transformer Cube!
Say "what's up" to Anna Nicole for me!
That is how "men" greet each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men.
The Oracle also said that our painted-on abs look fake! But I beg to differ!
this is from the movie and is not historically accurate...
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Traitoro was a Traitor?
Well, tickle my nipples with a feather
Who is that (about Sonio) Well, he's got a huge package (indicating a wooden box)
Xerxes, he looked a lot like that fat guy from Borat.