Oh, go **** yourselves! [shoves Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell into the pit of death]
Leonidas
Sean Maguire · 7 quotes
Penguin
5 quotes
Paris Hilton
Nicole Parker · 4 quotes
Xerxes
Ken Davitian · 4 quotes
Narrator
Robin Atkin Downes · 3 quotes
Queen Margo
Carmen Electra · 2 quotes
Random Person
2 quotes
Leonidas
Sean Maguire · 1 quote
Mumble
1 quote
Spartacus
1 quote
Traitoro
Diedrich Bader · 1 quote
Meet the Spartans quotes
Page 1 of 4Arhh! My ass. My ass hurt! Why you wanna do me like that? C'mon man! I could hook you up! We could work it out! I'll suck your dick! [gets stabbed by Leonidas' "penguin emergency" spear]
Britney Spears [while falling into the Pit of Death]
K-Fed! Come back to me! Please! I'll let ya! I'll let ya under my skirt!
Brittney Spears
(singing and shaving head)
Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Uh-Huh. Yeah. (talking) I don't know why y'all have to always get on my back for everything. I'm a responsible adult. Look at me-I'm booby-feeding my baby. Sometimes I like to give him fried milk. I call 'em milk poppers. It's just like breast milk, but it's fried. And you just pop 'em in your mouth. He loves 'em. Don't you, baby! (singing) Goo-goo. Gah-gah. Gah-gah, gah-gah-gah-gah. (raspy panting in baby's face) (talking) I'm a smart shopper. I got this entire outfit in an alleyway from a Mexico woman. (singing) Bargain...Shopping...Yeah. (talking) Why do y'all think I'm messed up? Shit! Do I look crazy to you? (sighs and spreads legs)
Captain
I'm gonna go Hercules on your ass!
Who is that? (looking at a hunk coming)
Captain
That's my son. Sonio.
Well, he's got a huge package.
(Cut to Sonio, who is carrying a huge package (Which is a large cardboard box) with him)
Chris Crocker
[on the Xerxestron]
Chris Crocker (Internet celebrity)#Leave Britney Alone!|Leave Britney alone! Please!
Donald Trump Spidey, you're fired! [cuts the webbing Queen Margo, who's dressed as Bad Spider-Man, is hanging from; she shoots webbing, which removes Trump's wig and causes him to freak out]
Le Chiffre
Tell me Mr. Bond, what is the account number?
Le Chiffre
You're testing my patience, Double-o.
I told you, I am not double[gets harassed in the rear]-oooo! Ooooo! Little Miss Sunshine!
Le Chiffre
Here's a nice one [scoops a spoonful of Pedigree] oooohhhh! Say hello to Captain Adorable!
Leonidas' Grandmother
Come on, you little shit! Come on! You can't beat me! You're never gonna be a Spartan! Never!
Young Leonidas
Take this, Granny! [punches his grandmother in the face, causing her dentures to fall out]
Adjust your sword, boy, it's digging into my back.
Sonio But I’m not wearing my sword.
I'm sorry, but we cannot use you.
Ah! Ah! No-o! It's not fair! Mom! You'll be sorry! You're making a terrible mistake! [throws her armor in the air] I'm not as stupid as I look!
Man, you got happy feet!
I'm about to shove my "happy foot" up your ass! Cracker, where you goin', pussy?
We may have won the battle, but they will win the war!
Aaah... What?
We'll funnel the Persians in where their numbers won't count for shit!
I had always wanted to do a fat chick.
The Oracle also said that our painted-on abs look fake! But I beg to differ! [cut to Dilio, where he is seen with a paint artist painting abdominal muscles on his heavyset belly. Dilio starts to laugh.]