Leonidas The Oracle also said that our painted-on abs look fake! But I beg to differ!
Played by Sean Maguire 
Meet the Spartans (2008) · 50 quotes
Meet the Spartans (2008) · 50 quotes
Most-quoted character in Meet the Spartans (2008): in 7 of its 50 quotes
A line from LeonidasThat is how "men" greet each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men.
More lines from Leonidas
6 quotes Leonidas Leonidas Yo Mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie!
Leonidas Who is that (about Sonio) Well, he's got a huge package (indicating a wooden box)
Leonidas THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Leonidas this is from the movie and is not historically accurate...
Leonidas [as penguin farts and shits into his face and mouth]
Aw it smells!
