Mumble Now eat my penguin asshole! [Penguin farts repeatedly, then slaps his butt] Ooh, that taco bell ain't sitting right [white diarrhea sprays into Leonidas' face and mouth] Ha!, caught you with your mouth open! Penguin Arhh! My ass. My ass hurt! Why you wanna do me like that? C'mon man! I could hook you up! We could work it out! I'll suck your dick! [gets stabbed by Leonidas' "penguin emergency" spear] Narrator In the land of Sparta, when babies were born, the elders would inspect them for defects. If any imperfections were found, the baby was rejected, and if the baby was Vietnamese, Brangelina would get first dibs.