Penguin
[putting its testicles to Leonidas' face while fighting him]
Lick my snowballs!
2nd most-quoted character in Meet the Spartans (2008): in 5 of its 50 quotes
A line from PenguinSay "what's up" to Anna Nicole for me!
Lick my snowballs!
Man, you got happy feet!
I'm about to shove my "happy foot" up your ass! Cracker, where you goin', pussy?
Arhh! My ass hurt! Why're you gonna do me like that? C'mon! I'd hook you up! I was just joking! [gets stabbed by Leonidas' "penguin emergency" spear]
Arhh! My ass. My ass hurt! Why you wanna do me like that? C'mon man! I could hook you up! We could work it out! I'll suck your dick! [gets stabbed by Leonidas' "penguin emergency" spear]