“No mayo? This is bullshit! I had always wanted to do a fat chick.” – Leonidas, Meet the Spartans ... Movie Quotes Database

[picks up subway sandwich]

No mayo? This is bullshit!

I had always wanted to do a fat chick.

The Oracle also said that our painted-on abs look fake! But I beg to differ! [cut to Dilio, where he is seen with a paint artist painting abdominal muscles on his heavyset belly. Dilio starts to laugh.]

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