Mean Girls quotes

179 total quotes

Burn Book
Cady
Damian
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Gretchen
Janis

Karen
Kevin Gnapoor
Mr. Duvall
Mrs. George
Multiple Characters
Regina

View Quote There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil things and those who see evil things and don't try to stop it

View Quote Miss Smith, why would Regina refer to herself as a..."fugly slut?"

View Quote Damian: Oh, my God! I love this song!
Janis: I hate this song.
Cady: I know this song!

View Quote Ms. Norbury: You nervous?
Cady: Yes.
Ms. Norbury: Don't be. You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute.

View Quote Damian: [reading the entry on himself from the Burn Book] "Too gay to function?"
Janis: That's only okay when I say it!

View Quote Damian: [to Cady] You can't join Mathletes, it's social suicide!
Ms. Norbury: Thanks, Damian.

View Quote That is so fetch!

View Quote Gretchen: Wait, Regina! Talk to me!
Regina: No one understands me...
Gretchen: I understand you!

View Quote Karen: Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up?
Saleslady: Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3 and 5. You could try Sears.

View Quote [Kevin Gnapoor: So... Puerto Rican?] [Replies] Lebanese!

View Quote [to Cady] You smell like a baby prostitute.

View Quote Karen: [on the phone, thinks she flashed over] Oh my god, she's so annoying.
Gretchen: Who is?
Karen: Who's this?
Gretchen: Gretchen...
Karen: Right... hold on.
[Karen flashes over]
Karen: Oh my god, she's so annoying.

View Quote [to Janis] DAMN, I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang!

View Quote Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!

View Quote I'm sorry, I only date women of color.