Mean Girls quotes

179 total quotes

Burn Book
Cady
Damian
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Gretchen
Janis

Karen
Kevin Gnapoor
Mr. Duvall
Mrs. George
Multiple Characters
Regina

View Quote That is so fetch!

View Quote Regina: She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?
Shane Oman: You're right, hon.
Regina: I, like, invented her, you know what I mean?

View Quote Chip Heron: This is your lunch, OK? I put a dollar in there so you can buy some milk; you can ask one of the big kids where to do that.
Betsy Heron: Do you remember your phone number? I wrote it down for you just in case. Put it in your pocket, I don't want you to lose it. OK? You ready?
Cady: I think so.

View Quote Damian: [to Cady] You can't join Mathletes, it's social suicide!
Ms. Norbury: Thanks, Damian.

View Quote Damian: [reading the entry on himself from the Burn Book] "Too gay to function?"
Janis: That's only okay when I say it!

View Quote Karen: Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up?
Saleslady: Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3 and 5. You could try Sears.

View Quote Gretchen: Wait, Regina! Talk to me!
Regina: No one understands me...
Gretchen: I understand you!

View Quote [Kevin Gnapoor: So... Puerto Rican?] [Replies] Lebanese!

View Quote [Later on in Cady's speech] You know, most people just take the crown and leave...

View Quote [to Janis] DAMN, I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang!

View Quote I'm sorry, I only date women of color.

View Quote Glen Coco? Oh, there you are, Glen Coco. Let's see...four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!

View Quote Grool...[chuckles] I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.

View Quote Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!

View Quote Karen: [on the phone, thinks she flashed over] Oh my god, she's so annoying.
Gretchen: Who is?
Karen: Who's this?
Gretchen: Gretchen...
Karen: Right... hold on.
[Karen flashes over]
Karen: Oh my god, she's so annoying.