Mean Girls quotes

179 total quotes

Burn Book
Cady
Damian
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Gretchen
Janis

Karen
Kevin Gnapoor
Mr. Duvall
Mrs. George
Multiple Characters
Regina

View Quote Jason: Did you see a nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!
Student: Yeah, that's true dude...

View Quote Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism!

View Quote Wow, Damien, you've truly out-gayed yourself.

View Quote I'm gonna make you girls a hump-day treat!

View Quote [about Karen] She asked me how to spell "orange".

View Quote On Wednesdays we wear pink!

View Quote So if you're from Africa...why are you white?

View Quote Chip Heron: Hey, how was school?
Cady: Fine.
Betsy Heron: Were people nice?
Cady: No.
Chip Heron: Did you make any friends?
Cady: Yes.

View Quote Chip Heron: This is your lunch, OK? I put a dollar in there so you can buy some milk; you can ask one of the big kids where to do that.
Betsy Heron: Do you remember your phone number? I wrote it down for you just in case. Put it in your pocket, I don't want you to lose it. OK? You ready?
Cady: I think so.

View Quote [seeing all the girls fighting] Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!

View Quote [To Karen] Regina says nobody likes you because you're such a slut!

View Quote Ms. Norbury: [handing Cady her test back] Not your best.
Kevin Gnapoor: Damn, Africa, what happened?

View Quote Regina: She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?
Shane Oman: You're right, hon.
Regina: I, like, invented her, you know what I mean?

View Quote YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

View Quote I want to lose three pounds.