Mean Girls quotes

View Quote Wow, Damien, you've truly out-gayed yourself.

View Quote [about Karen] She asked me how to spell "orange".

View Quote Jason: Did you see a nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!
Student: Yeah, that's true dude...

View Quote So if you're from Africa...why are you white?

View Quote Chip Heron: Hey, how was school?
Cady: Fine.
Betsy Heron: Were people nice?
Cady: No.
Chip Heron: Did you make any friends?
Cady: Yes.

View Quote On Wednesdays we wear pink!

View Quote Karen: [after being dumped by Aaron, Regina is crying and holding hands with Gretchen and Karen in her bedroom] Did he say why?
Regina: [sniffling] Somebody told him about Shane Oman.
Gretchen: Who?
Regina: He said some guy on the baseball team.
Karen: Baseball team?
Regina: I gave him EVERYTHING. I was half a virgin when I met him!
Karen: You want to do something fun?
[looks enlightened]
Karen: You want to go to Taco Bell?
Regina: I CAN'T GO TO TACO BELL, I'M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
[stomps off]

View Quote [To Karen] Regina says nobody likes you because you're such a slut!

View Quote [seeing all the girls fighting] Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!

View Quote YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

View Quote Miss Smith, why would Regina refer to herself as a..."fugly slut?"

View Quote Ms. Norbury: [handing Cady her test back] Not your best.
Kevin Gnapoor: Damn, Africa, what happened?

View Quote Damian: Oh, my God! I love this song!
Janis: I hate this song.
Cady: I know this song!

View Quote Ms. Norbury: You nervous?
Cady: Yes.
Ms. Norbury: Don't be. You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute.

View Quote There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil things and those who see evil things and don't try to stop it