Mean Girls quotes

179 total quotes

Burn Book
Cady
Damian
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Gretchen
Janis

Karen
Kevin Gnapoor
Mr. Duvall
Mrs. George
Multiple Characters
Regina

View Quote I'm sorry, I only date women of color.

View Quote Get in loser, we're going shopping.

View Quote Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.

View Quote Grool...[chuckles] I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.

View Quote [During Cady's speech] You know... You're not required to make a speech...

View Quote Glen Coco? Oh, there you are, Glen Coco. Let's see...four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!

View Quote [referring to Cady] Hey, Africa.

View Quote Kevin Gnapoor: What's up?
Janis: Can I help you?
Kevin Gnapoor: You Puerto Rican?
Janis: Lebanese.
Kevin Gnapoor: I feel that.

View Quote Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

View Quote Regina: Wait, so you've never been to a real school before? [Cady shakes her head] Shut up. Shut up!
Cady: I didn't say anything.

View Quote Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.

View Quote I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!

View Quote She doesn't even go here!

View Quote Oh my God, Karen.. you can't just ask people why they're white.

View Quote Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' yo' thang!