Mean Girls quotes

179 total quotes

Burn Book
Cady
Damian
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Gretchen
Janis

Karen
Kevin Gnapoor
Mr. Duvall
Mrs. George
Multiple Characters
Regina

View Quote [trying to avoid plans with Regina]
Karen: I can't go out.
[faux coughs softly]
Karen: I'm sick.
Regina: Boo, you whore.

View Quote [referring to Cady] Hey, Africa.

View Quote I want to lose three pounds.

View Quote Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.

View Quote [to Cady] You smell like a baby prostitute.

View Quote Get in loser, we're going shopping.

View Quote [During Cady's speech] You know... You're not required to make a speech...

View Quote Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.

View Quote Kevin Gnapoor: What's up?
Janis: Can I help you?
Kevin Gnapoor: You Puerto Rican?
Janis: Lebanese.
Kevin Gnapoor: I feel that.

View Quote Oh my God, Karen.. you can't just ask people why they're white.

View Quote Regina: Wait, so you've never been to a real school before? [Cady shakes her head] Shut up. Shut up!
Cady: I didn't say anything.

View Quote Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' yo' thang!

View Quote She doesn't even go here!

View Quote [Seeing Coach Carr making out with a female Asian student] Trang Pak?

View Quote Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.