Mean Girls quotes

179 total quotes

Burn Book
Cady
Damian
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Gretchen
Janis

Karen
Kevin Gnapoor
Mr. Duvall
Mrs. George
Multiple Characters
Regina

View Quote OH NO SHE DID NOT!

View Quote I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!

View Quote Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.

View Quote Kevin Gnapoor: Look, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I only date women of color.
Cady: I have to pee.

View Quote Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's NOT going to happen!

View Quote I know she's kind of socially ****ed and weird, but she's my friend...so, just promise me you wont make fun of her!

View Quote I gave him everything...I was half a virgin when I met him!

View Quote [Deleted scene] Gretchen: I think tonight might be the night with Jason.
Karen: You've already slept with him.
Gretchen: [pauses] Yeah, but tonight might be the night I enjoy it.

View Quote [to a girl who has just busted him for using the ladies' room] Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!

View Quote I know what "homeschooled" is, I'm not ret***ed.

View Quote [about homeschooled kids] They think we're weirdly religious or something.

View Quote Mrs. George: I'm a cool mom! Right, Regina?
Regina: [smiling] Please stop talking!

View Quote Mom, please stop talking.

View Quote My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk

View Quote [at a Mathletes competition] The limit does not exist!