Hawkeye
[Frank Burns leaps over the mess table and tackles Hawkeye]
Get him off me! I've got glasses. Get him off me!
Duke
What's going on, Frank? That lesson one?
Hawkeye
Frank Burns has gone nuts! I'm wearing glasses, for God's sake!
Trapper John
Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. That man is a sex maniac. I don't think Hot Lips satisfied him. Don't let him kiss you, Hawkeye!


