A scene from Mallrats 1995
Brandi

Second suitor, would you ever make whoopee in public?

Brodie

Already did once today. [points to Rene and smirks] But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in, and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever you know, away and deboard. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Gill

[The audience is stunned speechless]

Well, did he ****, or what?

Brodie

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

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