C Crowd
[Brian, still naked, opens the window, only to find a huge crowd who followed him yesterday amassed at his house] [raising staves holding gourds and sandals]
LOOK! THERE HE IS! THE CHOSEN ONE HAS WOKEN!
[Brian quickly shuts the windows, followed by a loud knock on his door]
Brian!
[starts dressing his clothes]
Huuh. Hooh. Ooh! Mother. Ooh. Ha...
Hang on, mother! [to Judith, who is also naked] Shhh. [a door knocked open, Mandy enters] Hello Mother.
Don't you 'hello mother' me! What are all those people doing out there?!
Come on! What have you been up to, my lad?!
Well, uh, I think they must have popped by for something.
Popped by?! Swarmed by is more like it! There's a multitude out there!
Mm, they...they started following me yesterday.
Well, they can stop following you right now. [opens the window to address his followers] Now, stop following my son! You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
C Crowd
The Messiah! The Messiah! The Messiah!
Huh, there's no Messiah in here. There's a mess, all right, but no Messiah. Now, go away!
Deadly Dirk [The People's Front of Judea are breaking into Caesar's palace. However, they become distracted by the Campaign for a Free Galilee, a rival organization with the same plan]
Campaign for Free Galilee!
Francis Oh. Uh, People's Front of Judea (Officials).
Deadly Dirk Oh.
Francis What's your group doing here?
Deadly Dirk We're going to kidnap Pilate's wife, take her back, issue demands.
Francis So are we.
Deadly Dirk What?
Francis That's our plan!
Deadly Dirk We were here first!
Francis What do you mean?!
Deadly Dirk We thought of it first!
Warris Oh, yeah?
Deadly Dirk Yes, a couple of years ago!
Deadly Dirk We did!
Francis Okay, c-co-come on. You got all your demands worked out, then?
Deadly Dirk 'Course we have.
Francis What are they?
Deadly Dirk Well, I'm not telling you.
Francis Oh, come on. Pull the other one.
Deadly Dirk That's not the point! We thought of it before you!
Warris Did not.
Deadly Dirk We did!
Francis You didn't.
Deadly Dirk You bastards! We've been planning this for months.
Francis Well, tough titty for you, Fish Face. [Deadly Dirk pokes him on the eye, a fight breaks out]
Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together.
We mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!
A All
The Judean People's Front!
E Everyone
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
Francis Yeah. He's right
Deadly Dirk [A Roman soldier walks on the corridor, causing everyone to hide, then disappears]
Right! Where were we?
Francis Uhh, you were going to punch me.
[Fights broke out again, both parties suffered casualties except Brian. Two Roman soldiers appear, watching the fight with disapproval]
