Reg
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Brought peace?
Reg
Oh, peace? SHUT UP!
Brian
People, we should be struggling together.
We are!
Brian
No, we should be rising up against the common enemy.
The Judean People's Front?!
Brian
No, no, the Romans!
Campaign for Free Galilee!
Oh. Uh, People's Front of Judea (Officials).
Oh.
What's your group doing here?
We're going to kidnap Pilate's wife, take her back, issue demands.
So are we.
What?
That's our plan!
We were here first!
What do you mean?!
We thought of it first!
Oh, yeah?
Yes, a couple of years ago!
Ha. Heh. Ha ha.
We did!
Okay, c-co-come on. You got all your demands worked out, then?
'Course we have.
What are they?
Well, I'm not telling you.
Aghhh...
Oh, come on. Pull the other one.
Shh!
That's not the point! We thought of it before you!
Did not.
We did!
You didn't.
We bloody did!
Brian
Shhhh!
Shhhhh! Shh.
You bastards! We've been planning this for months.
Well, tough titty for you, Fish Face. [Deadly Dirk pokes him on the eye, a fight breaks out]
Brian
Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together.
We are!
Brian
We mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!
The Judean People's Front!
Brian
No, no, the Romans!
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
Yeah. He's right
Look out!
Right! Where were we?
Uhh, you were going to punch me.
[Fights broke out again, both parties suffered casualties except Brian. Two Roman soldiers appear, watching the fight with disapproval]
