Life of Brian (1979) · 25 quotes
Now, you listen here: 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now go away!
Mandy
So, there you are! I might have known it would end up like this. To think of all the love and affection I've wasted on you. Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, "Go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care." [storms off] I might have known it would end up like this. Sex, sex. That's all young people are interested in nowadays. I don't know what the world's coming to.
Mandy
So you're astrologers, are you? Well what is he then?
Mmmm?
Mandy
What star sign is he?
Well, Capricorn.
Mandy
Ehh, Capricorn, eh? What are they like?
He is the son of God, our Messiah. King of the Jews.
Mandy
And that's Capricorn, is it?
No, no, no. That's just him.
Mandy
Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there'd be a lot of them.'
Mandy
Who are all those people?
Brian
A few friends, popped by for a second.
Mandy
Popped by? Swarmed by is more like it. There's a multitude out there.
LOOK! THERE HE IS! THE CHOSEN ONE HAS WOKEN!
Mandy
Brian!
Brian
Huuh. Hooh. Ooh! Mother. Ooh. Ha...
Mandy
Brian!
Brian
Hang on, mother! [to Judith, who is also naked] Shhh. [a door knocked open, Mandy enters] Hello Mother.
Mandy
Don't you 'hello mother' me! What are all those people doing out there?!
Brian
Oh. Well-Well, I, uh...
Mandy
Come on! What have you been up to, my lad?!
Brian
Well, uh, I think they must have popped by for something.
Mandy
Popped by?! Swarmed by is more like it! There's a multitude out there!
Brian
Mm, they...they started following me yesterday.
Mandy
Well, they can stop following you right now. [opens the window to address his followers] Now, stop following my son! You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
The Messiah! The Messiah! The Messiah!
Mandy
The who?!
The Messiah!
Mandy
Huh, there's no Messiah in here. There's a mess, all right, but no Messiah. Now, go away!
BRIAN! BRIAN!
