The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou quotes

115 total quotes

Alistair Hennessy
Bill Ubell
Jane Winslett-Richardson

Klaus Daimler
Ned Plimpton
Oseary Drakoulias
Steve Zissou

View Quote Some crooked ****ers stole a bunch of equipment from my underwater research lab.

View Quote Steve: Where'd you come from? You look pregnant.
Jane: I am pregnant. I'm not even going to ask what you men are doing out here in your matching pajamas, by the way.

View Quote Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat, and throw them in the water. No, wait. They might have another set. Just blow it up.

View Quote If you ever touch me again I will kick your goddamn teeth out.

View Quote Give me that camera. I'm gonna smash it over your head. Cut!

View Quote They made soup out of my research turtles.

View Quote Be cool on this shit, okay, cubbie? I mean, at least try to show both sides.

View Quote [to Ogata and Pele] What are you doing? Go to bed, you sons of bitches!

View Quote Steve: You know I'm not big on apologizing. So I'll just skip it if it's all the same to you.
Eleanor: Okay.
Steve: Anyway, I'm sorry.

View Quote Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass, Bill.

View Quote Those ****ing amateurs. You left your dog, you idiots!

View Quote Jane: In twelve years he'll be eleven and a half.
Steve: That was my favorite age.

View Quote That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle!

View Quote You hung us out to dry. If we don't handle this right, we're gonna all get murdered. Including her unborn British child.

View Quote Is that one of mine? I think one of my research turtles survived.