The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou quotes

115 total quotes

Alistair Hennessy
Bill Ubell
Jane Winslett-Richardson

Klaus Daimler
Ned Plimpton
Oseary Drakoulias
Steve Zissou

View Quote Steve: Are you sure?
Klaus: Yes, I am.
Steve: I don't understand. Why?
Klaus: What do you mean?... Wait a second. What are we doing? You said cross the line if.
Steve: Cross the line if you're going to quit.
Klaus: Oh... Do it again. I misunderstood.

View Quote Do you think this is fake? [points gun at jane]

View Quote Some crooked ****ers stole a bunch of equipment from my underwater research lab.

View Quote Ned: Why didn't you ever try to contact me?
Steve: Because I hate fathers, and I never wanted to be one.

View Quote Captain, I am required by law to notify the bank of any illegal activities...

View Quote They made soup out of my research turtles.

View Quote Ned: Captain Zissou my name is Ned Plimpton...
Steve: OK, Man.

View Quote If you ever touch me again I will kick your goddamn teeth out.

View Quote Steve: [referring to Hennessy] How could you lay that slick ****?
Eleanor: Well, I was in love with him at the time...

View Quote We complete the adventure, but another member of our crew has been lost. This one was my son. Also our equity partner. We start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.

View Quote You know, I'd be jealous about you staying at Allie's place, except I always thought he was kind of a closet ****.

View Quote Oseary, this is probably my son Ned. We just met.

View Quote Be cool on this shit, okay, cubbie? I mean, at least try to show both sides.

View Quote Jane: You're too old for me, Steve.
Steve: Yeah, well, you're pregnant.

View Quote Ned: When'd you first hear about me?
Steve: About five years ago. I read it in an article about myself.
Ned: Did you believe it?
Steve: It was in the paper. I assumed they checked their facts.