Bill Ubell Bill Ubell here. I'm on a pay phone. I am still blindfolded. My arms are bound. But a young boy has been kind enough to assist me. There's not much chance I'll get another opportunity to call... so I thought I would ask if— What? No.
Played by Bud Cort 
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) · 117 quotes
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) · 117 quotes
7th most-quoted character in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004): in 8 of its 117 quotes
Most scenes with: Oseary Drakoulias (4), Steve Zissou (3)
Captain, I am required by law to notify the bank of any illegal activities...
More lines from Bill Ubell
3 quotes Bill Ubell Bill Ubell We ****in' stole it, man
Bill Ubell I'm also a human being.
Scenes with Bill Ubell
4 scenes
I hope you're not gonna bust our chops on this on, Bill.
Bill Ubell Why would I do that?
Because you're a bond company stooge.
Bill Ubell [scoffs]
I'm also a human being.
All right, I take that back. How about a little teamsmanship?
Bill Do you have a vault? They want to know if there's a vault.
There's no vault.
[narrating a scene of a documentary being watched by the pirates]
Our vault contains at least ten different currencies from all over the world at any given moment, and we are prepared for every kind of financial necessity.
Bill Ubell [as Steve raises his spear gun]
No. Captain. That's Cedric. He's a friend.
Merci, Cedric. Remind me, we'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is — h-how did you get my espresso machine?
Bill Ubell Well... uh... we ****in' stole it, man.
