Alistair Hennessy
[while playing poker with pirates]
Steven. Are you rescuing me? [Steve shrugs awkwardly] Fold. [Alistair is shot by one of the pirates]
6th most-quoted character in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004): in 10 of its 117 quotes
Most scenes with: Oseary Drakoulias (4), Steve Zissou (2)
We've never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I'm part gay.
More lines from Alistair Hennessy
5 quotes
Alistair Hennessy
They made soup out of my research turtles.
Alistair Hennessy
Is that one of mine? I think one of my research turtles survived.
Alistair Hennessy
Some crooked ****ers stole a bunch of equipment from my underwater research lab.
Alistair Hennessy
What's your dog's name? [Zissou pauses and answers "Cody". Alistair walks over to the three-legged dog, smacks it sharply on the face with his rolled up newspaper] Be still, Cody.
Scenes with Alistair Hennessy
4 scenes
Alistair
How are things going with your - what are you calling it? Leopard fish?
Jaguar shark.
Alistair
Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist?
You know, Allie, I don't want to give away the ending.
Alistair
You're the most ravishing creature that I've ever seen in my life.
Hello Skinny.
Alistair
Hello Eleanor.
Is that a new merit badge?
Alistair
Oh, yeah, as a matter of fact it is. I just became a Knight in Portugal, the Presidente gave a special ball...
Don't be nice to Ali, he's my nemesis.
Alistair
Apparently some crooked ****ers broke into my sea lab yesterday.
Crew member: How awful. Did they nick anything?
Alistair
It doesn't say. They probably just trashed the place. I'm so pissed I wanna spit. Hugo - tell Carl to load my elephant gun with buckshot. We're gonna hunt down these sickos.
Alistair
Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is — h-how did you get my espresso machine?
Well... uh... we ****in' stole it, man.
