Culprit
[punches Murtaugh in the mouth]
The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh.
Go spit!
Martin Riggs
Mel Gibson · 21 quotes
Roger Murtaugh
Danny Glover · 19 quotes
Mr. Joshua
Gary Busey · 17 quotes
Most scenes together: Martin Riggs & Mr. Joshua (13), Martin Riggs & Roger Murtaugh (11), Roger Murtaugh & Mr. Joshua (11)
Lethal Weapon quotes
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General Peter McAllister Kill the son of a bitch!
Who's **** next!? McAllister!
Low Level Hoodlum
(Pointing at Mr Joshua)
Where did you get him? Psychos "R" Us?
Hey, look friend, let's just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm **** and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm **** and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm ****.
Guess what?
What?
I don't want to work with you!
Hey, don't.
Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both been ****!
Terrific.
God hates me. That's what it is.
Hate him back; it works for me.
Hey, you know what?
What?
Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me.
If you touch her, I'll kill you.
Ha! You'll try.
How about it, Jack? Would you like a shot at the title?
Don't mind if I do.
The guy who shot me! The same Albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker!
You sure?
Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole.
What did he mean back there when he said you owed him?
We served together in '65. la Drang Valley. Saved my life. Took a bayonet in the lungs.
That was nice of him.
You know they're gonna kill her, don't you?
Yeah.
So, if you want her back, you're gonna have to take her away from them.
I know.
You do this my way. You shoot, you shoot to kill, get as many of them as you can. All you gotta do is just not miss.
I won't miss.
We're gonna get bloody on this one, Rog.
Are you really crazy... or are you as good as you say you are?
You're gonna have to trust me.
You want me to drive?
No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'LL drive.
Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.
McCleary
**** you, I'm jumping!
[Grabs him]
Do you really wanna jump? Do you wanna? Well then that's fine with me! Come on, let's do it asshole, let's do it. I wanna do it, I wanna do it!
McCleary
Wait a minute! What do you mean? What do you mean?
McCleary
*Screaming for help*
Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?
Well, I haven't killed you yet.
Hey, Riggs!
Yo.
If you think I'm gonna eat the world's lousiest Christmas turkey by myself, you're crazy.
Well, I got news for you, Rog... I'm not crazy.
I know.
Well, good. Let's eat.
Listen, sorry about all that shit I was in your face about earlier... you saved my life. Thank you.
Oh, I bet that hurt to say.
Okay, clown, no bullshit! You wanna kill yourself?
Oh, for Chriss-...
Shut up! Yes or no - you wanna die?!
Oh, I got the job done! What the hell do you want?!
JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Well, what do you wanna hear, man?! Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet?! HUH!? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it?! This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it?! The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason!