Roger Murtaugh
Okay, clown, no bullshit! You wanna kill yourself?
Martin Riggs
Oh, for Chriss-...
Roger Murtaugh
Shut up! Yes or no - you wanna die?!
Martin Riggs
Oh, I got the job done! What the hell do you want?!
Roger Murtaugh
JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Martin Riggs
Well, what do you wanna hear, man?! Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet?! HUH!? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it?! This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it?! The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason!


