Mr. Joshua [stealing a woman's car]
Mind if I test-drive your Audi?
Played by Gary Busey 
Lethal Weapon (1987) · 33 quotes
Lethal Weapon (1987) · 33 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Lethal Weapon (1987): in 17 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: Martin Riggs (13), Roger Murtaugh (11)
Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will nver know.
More lines from Mr. Joshua
2 quotes Mr. Joshua Mr. Joshua [Responding to Scrooge on "A Christmas Carol" on TV]
Goddamn Christmas!
Scenes with Mr. Joshua
14 scenes
Hey, look friend, let's just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm **** and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm **** and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm ****.
Guess what?
What?
I don't want to work with you!
Hey, don't.
Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both been ****!
Terrific.
God hates me. That's what it is.
Hate him back; it works for me.
What did he mean back there when he said you owed him?
We served together in '65. la Drang Valley. Saved my life. Took a bayonet in the lungs.
That was nice of him.
You want me to drive?
No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'LL drive.
Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.
Okay, clown, no bullshit! You wanna kill yourself?
Oh, for Chriss-...
Shut up! Yes or no - you wanna die?!
Oh, I got the job done! What the hell do you want?!
JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Well, what do you wanna hear, man?! Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet?! HUH!? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it?! This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it?! The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason!
Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?
Well, I haven't killed you yet.
Listen, sorry about all that shit I was in your face about earlier... you saved my life. Thank you.
Oh, I bet that hurt to say.
The guy who shot me! The same Albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker!
You sure?
Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole.
You know they're gonna kill her, don't you?
Yeah.
So, if you want her back, you're gonna have to take her away from them.
I know.
You do this my way. You shoot, you shoot to kill, get as many of them as you can. All you gotta do is just not miss.
I won't miss.
We're gonna get bloody on this one, Rog.
Are you really crazy... or are you as good as you say you are?
You're gonna have to trust me.
Mr. Joshua [Endo shocks Riggs with a device]
Hit him again. [Endo does]
Mr. Joshua [Riggs groans as his body shakes violently]
Hit him again. [Endo hits him again for longer]
Mr. Joshua Come on! Tell me about the shipment!
[yells and spouts gibberish, then spits at Endo, tries to reach Joshua]
I swear I'm gonna **** kill the both of you!
Mr. Joshua Yeah, yeah, very funny. Now what about the shipment?
Culprit
[punches Murtaugh in the mouth]
The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh.
Go spit!
General Peter McAllister Kill the son of a bitch!
Who's **** next!? McAllister!
How about it, Jack? Would you like a shot at the title?
Mr. Joshua Don't mind if I do.
Mr. Joshua [smirks]
Okay.
Hey, Riggs!
Yo.
If you think I'm gonna eat the world's lousiest Christmas turkey by myself, you're crazy.
Well, I got news for you, Rog... I'm not crazy.
I know.
Well, good. Let's eat.
Hey, you know what?
What?
Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me.
If you touch her, I'll kill you.
Ha! You'll try.
