Gary Busey movie quotes

View Quote Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will nver know.

View Quote [stealing a woman's car] Mind if I test-drive your Audi?

View Quote [Responding to Scrooge on "A Christmas Carol" on TV] Goddamn Christmas!

View Quote ...last time you had a feeling I had to kill a guy, and I hate that... It looks bad on my report.

View Quote 22 years. Man, L.A. has changed a lot during that time. The air got dirty and the sex got clean.

View Quote Reagan usually does the driving. Stolen switch car. They leave it running... on the curb. It look sparked from the distance. When they run they dump the vehicle and they vanish... like a virgin on prom night. I mean they vanish, swishh...

View Quote "Commander Krill has become increasingly hostile to the crew possibly due to anger over reviews of his performance. I recommend that he'll be given a psychological evaluation before taking over HIS NEXT ASSIGNMENT!!" Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation?!

View Quote [after Ryback punches him in the face] Now I know why you're a cook. Because you hit like a ****.

View Quote [spitting at Ryback's soup] Add a little flavor.

View Quote [after Jane and Marty tell him about the werewolf] I'm a little too old to be playing "Hardy Boys meet Reverend Werewolf"!

View Quote Uncle Red: I mean, uh, what the heck you gonna shoot a .44 bullet at anyway... made out of silver?
Marty Coslaw: How about a werewolf?

View Quote Uncle Red: Where's your Mom?
Marty Coslaw: She and Dad are out back lighting the barbecue, yeah, and Jane's walking around in all these new clothes showing off her tits, acting like no one ever had tits before her.

View Quote [Keyes explains the OWLF team's activity in a slaughterhouse]
Peter Keyes: It's taken us over two weeks to learn his patterns. He comes here every two days to feed. Seems he has a taste for beef.
Lieutenant Mike Harrigan: I didn't think he was a vegetarian.
Peter Keyes: Well, we've prepared a little trap for this predator.

View Quote [Harrigan is brought to a command post run by Peter Keyes' CIA Other World Life Forms capture team]
Peter Keyes: God damn Harrigan! Don't you show up in the damnedest places. Come here, Lieutenant. I got something you might find interesting
Lieutenant Mike Harrigan: What is this?
Keyes: How many times do I have to tell you? You don't know what you're dealing with! [points to ghostly image on pheromone sensor display] There's your killer. Wonderful, isn't it? Pheromone signature left by his body. These are scent molecules. [to tech] Punch up three. Ten years ago, one of his kind stalked and eliminated an elite Special Forces crew in central America. There were two survivors. They indicated that when trapped, the creature activated a self-destruct device that destroyed enough rain forest to cover 300 city blocks. Remarkable weaponry. That's right, Lieutenant. Other-world life-forms.
Harrigan: Huh?
Keyes: A **** alien. Iwo Jima, Cambodia, Beirut. Drawn by heat and conflict. He's on safari. Lions. The tigers. The bears. Oh, my!
Harrigan: Trophies. That's the game, isn't it, Keyes?
Keyes: You're the lion. This is his jungle.

View Quote Lieutenant Mike Harrigan: [grabbing Keyes and violently pinning him against the wall] Listen, shithead. I don't give a **** who you really are or what you want with this asshole... because now it's personal, and he's a dead man.
Peter Keyes: The concept of what you're dealing with is way over your head. I'm warning you...
Harrigan: You! [shoves Keyes back against the wall] You don't know what you're dealing with... and I'm warning you: stay the **** out of my way!