A character in Under Siege (1992)

Commander Krill quotes from Under Siege (1992)

Gary Busey

3rd most-quoted character in Under Siege (1992): in 9 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: William Stranix (3)

A line from Commander Krill

"Commander Krill has become increasingly hostile to the crew possibly due to anger over reviews of his performance. I recommend that he'll be given a psychological evaluation before taking over HIS NEXT ASSIGNMENT!!" Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation?!

More lines from Commander Krill

4 quotes
Commander Krill
[spitting at Ryback's soup]

Add a little flavor.

Commander Krill

Then you don't know about Ryback? He is an extreme psychopath. He hates officers. He hates America. This is the captain's birthday. I don't want him ruining it. No one speaks to him or lets him out. If he tries to escape, shoot him right here. I'm counting on you.

Commander Krill
(dressed as a woman)

I'm your date tonight, Captain.

Commander Krill
[after Ryback punches him in the face]

Now I know why you're a cook. Because you hit like a ****.

Scenes with Commander Krill

4 scenes

Anything else you forgot to tell us about? Any other little memory losses or oversights, perhaps?

Commander Krill

No other little memory losses or oversights perhaps. There's two men, one of them's locked up. And I'll take care of him...

No, no, no. We'll handle it. Secure the galley. Send Cates, send Ziggs.

Shadow

You got it.

Commander Krill

This Marine's armed, Bill. I think we should send more, I'll go...

Don't worry about it. These guys are professionals. They can handle twenty Marines, and a hundred cooks.

Tweety Bird

Any sign of Wile E. Coyote?

No. Meet at the bird cage as planned, Roadrunner, out!

Commander Krill

You're the roadrunner?

Yeah, never been caught. Mee-meep.

(Checking Cates' corpse)

The man that did this is a professional. Who is he, and what's he doing running around on my battleship, Mr. Krill?

Commander Krill

Your battleship? You wouldn't be on this battleship if it wasn't for me. He's a cook, plain and simple...

This is not the work of a cook.

Commander Krill

He came on board with the captain. I know his routine, front and back. He's good with cooking knives...

(Stranix rips the throwing knife out of Cates's jugular and holds it up to Krill's face)

Cooking knives? (angrily slams the throwing knife on the counter)

Commander Krill

He got lucky. In my professional opinion, he is a military reject in command of a GALLEY...!

Doumer
(hearing a beep, they turn and see Ryback's homemade bomb in the microwave)

GET DOWN!

Commander Krill
(Ryback's bomb explodes. One of Stranix's men is killed in the bast)

What was that?

That was a bomb, jackass. He used the microwave as a detonator.

Commander Krill
[Krill found Ryback's personnel file]

Ryback's file wasn't in Personnel. It was in the Captain's private cabinet. Ryback is an ex-SEAL.

Doumer

The Goddamn cook's a SEAL?

Commander Krill

Shut up and listen. "Expert in Martial Arts, Explosives, Weapons and Tactics. Silver Star, Navy Cross, Purple Heart with Cluster, and Security Clearance revoked after Panama." That means he couldn't hold any rating except that of a yeoman...or a cook. How little did I know?

Shadow

We just lost two more men in the Engine Room!

You were told to review the personnel file on every individual on this ship.

Commander Krill

I know what I was told, but I didn't have access to the Captain's files at that TIME!

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