Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will nver know.
Martin Riggs
Mel Gibson · 21 quotes
Roger Murtaugh
Danny Glover · 19 quotes
Mr. Joshua
Gary Busey · 17 quotes
Most scenes together: Martin Riggs & Mr. Joshua (13), Martin Riggs & Roger Murtaugh (11), Roger Murtaugh & Mr. Joshua (11)
Lethal Weapon quotes
Page 2 of 3General McAlister, time for you to die.
I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves.
I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!
Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present.
Perhaps there's an opening in the L.A. Fire Department?
This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real **** gun!
[after rescuing Murtaugh and Rianne]
What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here.
[Riggs groans as his body shakes violently]
Hit him again. [Endo hits him again for longer]
Come on! Tell me about the shipment!
[yells and spouts gibberish, then spits at Endo, tries to reach Joshua]
I swear I'm gonna **** kill the both of you!
Yeah, yeah, very funny. Now what about the shipment?
[holding his wife's wedding photograph, crying, after deciding not to kill himself]
I'll see you later. I'll see you much later.
[just after Murtaugh prevents Riggs from shooting himself]
You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!
[Riggs and Murtaugh go to a bust at a "rich house"]
Saw this on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless.