[Elle is in tears at the salon after she finds out Warner dumped her for her new rival, Vivian]
So, what does this Vivian got that you don't got - three tits?
Elle
Reese Witherspoon · 29 quotes
Vivian
Selma Blair · 6 quotes
Emmett
Luke Wilson · 4 quotes
Paulette Bonafonté
Jennifer Coolidge · 4 quotes
Warner Huntington III
Matthew Davis · 4 quotes
Brooke
Ali Larter · 3 quotes
Professor Callahan
Victor Garber · 3 quotes
Professor Stromwell
Holland Taylor · 3 quotes
Serena
Alanna Ubach · 3 quotes
Emmett Forrest
1 quote
Most scenes together: Elle & Vivian (4), Elle & Warner Huntington III (4), Elle & Emmett (2)
Legally Blonde quotes
Page 3 of 4[Speaking at the class graduation as valedictorian in Harvard.]
On my very first day at Harvard, a very wise professor quoted Aristotle, "The law is reason free from passion"; Well, no offence to Aristotle, but in my three years at Harvard, I have come to find passion is the key ingredient to the study and practice of law, and of life. It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of self that we take our next steps into the world. Remembering that first impressions are not always correct, you must always have faith in people, and most importantly you must always have faith in yourself. Congratulations, Class of 2004... [excited] We did it!
[to Warner]
I've been waiting for a long time for you to say that. But if I'm going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.
All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.
And two weeks ago, I killed Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, when I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed!
Bend... and snap!
Could I have been anymore goddamn spastic?
Do you think she just woke up one morning and said, 'I think I'll go to law school today'?
Elle's father: Law school is for people who are boring, and ugly, and…serious. And you, Button, are none of those things.
Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!
He's engaged! She's got the six-carat Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger.
I'll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be!
So just because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner, across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's better than some stinky old Vanderbilt.
The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.