This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is **** and New Yorker. You're in serious trouble.
Harry
Robert Downey Jr. · 31 quotes
Gay Perry
Val Kilmer · 19 quotes
Harmony
Michelle Monaghan · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Harry & Gay Perry (12), Harry & Harmony (3)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang quotes
Page 3 of 3When in doubt, cut up a pig - that was the town's motto.
Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?
Wow, I feel sore. I mean physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950's.
Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.
[About his Derringer]
I call it my "**** gun", because it's only good for a couple of shots and then you have to drop it for something better.
[to the camera]
Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said **** so much.
[voice over]
I tell him about destiny; he's shaking his head. About dreamgirls; he doesn't care. I mention the underwear thing? He has a **** conniption. And you? How 'bout it, filmgoer? Have you solved the case of the - the dead people in L.A.? Times Square audiences, please don't shout at the screen, and stop picking at that, it'll just get worse.