Eddie
[To Diego]
You want a piece of us? Let's go!
Crash
Banzai!
Sid
John Leguizamo · 39 quotes
Manny
Ray Romano · 30 quotes
Diego
Denis Leary · 25 quotes
Ellie
Queen Latifah · 18 quotes
Crash and Eddie
15 quotes
Fast Tony
Jay Leno · 6 quotes
Lone Gunslinger
Will Arnett · 5 quotes
Scrat
Chris Wedge · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Manny & Sid (18), Sid & Diego (16), Manny & Diego (14)
Ice Age: The Meltdown quotes
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Crash
You wish!
Diego, there are whole continents moving faster than you, lets go! We got to catch up with the others!
Hey! Knock it off!!
Crash
Oh, cry me a river, blubber tooth tiger. Have some fun!
Can't you see the ice is thin enough. without you two wearing it down?
Oh, Diego. The ice may be thin, but it's strong enough to hold, a ten ton mammoth and a nine ton possum!
Eddie
Ellie, get up!
Crash
If you play dead, you'll be dead! Look at me!
[He slapped her eye, making her cry out awake. They all ran to the shore. Sid struggled to swim and tried to reach the ice cap Diego is on.]
Diego? Diego! Come on, Come on! This may sting a little.
I don't know, but from now on, playing safe. Water? Not safe.
It was nothing really,..
Oh! It's not a compliment, To a possum, bravery is just dumb!
Crash
Yeah! Were spineless.
Eddie
Lily-livered!
Maybe mammoths are going extinct because they put themselves in danger too often! Maybe you should run away more!
Good point! Thanks for the advice!
Happy to help!
Do you believe her?! [Manny imitates Ellie.] "Bravery is just dumb. Maybe you should run away." [Normal voice] She's infuriating and stubborn and narrow-minded!
Ooh, you like her.
I do not!
Oh, don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. [To Diego] Oh, and so is yours.
What secret?
You know, the one where you can't swim?
That's ridiculous.
Fine, but we're living in a melting world buddy! You're gonna have to face your fears, sooner, or later.
Eddie
[To Diego]
You want a piece of us? Let is go!
Crash
Banzai!
[As Diego is about to bite Crash's head] You know the best part? We are carrying diseases!
Hey, do we do any special tricks like, roll over? Or do we just, throw our weight around? Sorry, I don't know my own strength yet!
Ellie, do you realize that, now we have a chance to save our species?
Really? How are we going to do that?
Well, you know,
Did you just?!
No, I didn't mean.
I'm not a mammoth for five minutes, and you're hittin' on me?
I wasn't saying, not right now. I'm, in time, ! I was just saying that its, our responsibility,
What?!
That came out wrong! You're very pretty, But, we just met,
Responsibility, ?! Just doing your duty, huh? Is that it? Ready to make the ultimate sacrifice, to save your species! Well, I got some news for you, ! You not saving the species tonight, or any other night!
So, how did it go?
Hmm! Not bad,
[storms into the campsite]
OK, let's go! We travelled with you all day, now you coming with us at night!
But we can't see at night.
Then enjoy the flood.
Eddie
I can't even look at him!
Crash
Pervert! [makes the 'I'm watching you' gesture towards Manny]
Crash
Watch out, there's a stump!
Not anymore.
Crash, ask the man why he thinks that?
Crash
She said she thinks you are a jerk, and to go away!
She didn't say-- [hits his head on a rock] Ow! Look! Maybe if we spend more time. [hits a stump] Ow!
Tell him that I need a little personal space right here!
Crash
[hangs upside down in front of Manny]
She said, go jump in a lake.
Eddie
...and possums rule! [fist bumps Crash]
I can hear her, you know?
Crash
What do you want? A medal?
Folks! Escape from the flood is a, perfect time to shed those unsightly pounds, with fast Tony's, disaster diet! You, ma'm! You look like a big fat hairy beast! How'd you like to lose a tonne or two of that?
Female Ox Would I ever!
Male Ox Don't listen to him, Vera! You're already thin as a twig.
I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend!
Ohh, We'll never make it at this pace! Ellie, it's okay! You can lose the camouflage!
You're safe! OK, safe? Please!! Crash, Eddie, You two, Go scope it out.
Crash
What you got?
Eddie
Perimeter looks to be all clear captain.
Crash
Roger that, four-niner, over!
Eddie
Roger. Over!
Crash
All clear!
Eddie
Hawk!!
Playing dead.
Manny, Why don't you do that?
Because, I'm a mammoth!
But you do it for treats, right?
Is he gone?
You're safe! Get up.
[gets up]
Man!, if you weren't here, that hawk would have swooped down, and snatched me up for dinner! That's how Cousin Wilson went.
[A while later, Manny and Ellie walk down the path.]
Boy, I really feel for you, I do! I can't even imagine what it would be like, to be the last one of your species.
I'm not the last one.
Oh, You brave, brave soul, that's right, don't give up hope.
Ellie? Look at our footprints, they're the same shape.
Well, how do I know those aren't your footprints?
Well, then, look at our shadows. we match!
You're right! We're the same! You must be part possum!
I don't see her anywhere!
Maybe she is already on board!
All right, keep quiet! Come on, get moving!
There it is!!
Crash
Ellie!
Come on, come on! Run! Push!! You guys got to go.
Crash
We're not leaving you!!
I'm not asking!
Eddie
Ellie! No! Ellie, don't worry! We're going for help.
Crash
Stay here!
Duh!
Eddie
Help us! Somebody help!
Crash
Manny! Manny! Manny, It's Ellie! She's trapped in a cave!
Ellie!!
Manny?!
Crash
Help!
I'll save you.
Crash
[Sid leaps but he ended up hitting the ice flow, knocking him unconscious.]
Great! Who's gonna save him? You really need to brush!
Okay, okay, okay. Jump in now. Come on, 'fraidy cat. Come on. You can do this, you can do this. You can do this.
Crash
Help!
Trust your instincts. Attack the water. I am not your prey. I am not your prey. I am not your prey! [Diego yells, jumps in the underwater to reef. Manny pushes on the log, and Crash and Eddie hold onto Sid.] Attack the water. Stalking the prey. Come on, kick! Even babies can do it. Come on, claw, kick, claw, kick, Hey! I'm stalking the prey.
Crash
Eddie! [Diego quickly swims down and grabbed Sid and Eddie up to the surface, The possums collapse on each other panting while Sid regained consciousness.]
You did it buddy. You kicked waters butt!
Nothing to it. Most animals can swim as babies you know.
Yeah, but not tigers. I left that part out. [???] There he is!
Ellie, hold on to me!
Manny! They're behind you!
It's all gonna flood. [walking away] Come on. We've gotta warn them.
Hmm. Maybe we can rapidly evolve into water creatures.
That's genius, Sid. [heads off after Manny]
Call me 'Squid'.
[Sid follows Diego and Manny]
Yeesh, this whole thing's a piece of junk. I can't believe I live here.
[Sid bounces up and down on the ground, and a rumbling noise is heard. Manny and Diego stop hearing the noise and look at Sid, who shrugs]
What?
Manny, Diego and Sid
[The ice beneath them breaks sending them all falling back down to the water park below]
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Forget reeds. I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call bark. It's so buoyant, it actually floats!
Male Start
I'll show you something that floats! [laughs]
Oh, all right. It's your funeral.
[Manny, Diego and Sid slide towards Fast Tony, who curls up upon seeing them coming, but stop just moments before they hit him. Tony looks at Manny and uncurls]
You see, this is exactly what I'm talking about! Giant balls of furry lava! The sizes of mammoths! Raining from the sky!
Male Shovelmouth Ah, go suck air through a reed!
You've gotta listen to him! He's right about the flood!
Deer
Wait a minute. You're the one who said there wasn't going to be a flood. Why should we listen to you?
Because we saw what's up there! The dam's gonna break! The entire valley's gonna flood!
Animals
[laugh]
Flood's real all right. And it's coming fast! Look around. You're in a bowl. Bowl's gonna fill up, ain't no way out.
Female Deer
[The animals murmur worriedly among themselves]
What are we going to do?!
Unless, you can make it to the end of the valley. There's a boat. It can save you.
Male Start
I don't see anything.
But, y'all better hurry. Grounds melting, walls tumbling, rocks crumbing. Survive that, and you'll be racing the water. Cause in three days time, it's gonna hit the geyser fields. BOOM!
Animals
[gasp]
[A male beaver faints
There is some good news, though. The more of you die, the better I eat.
Animals
[gasp]
Everyone
[Then a rumbling noise is heard and everyone looks to see a chunk of ice break off from the dam and fall towards them] [screaming]
Male Beaver
[The animals run as the ice continues to fall and crashes into the valley. A start quickly slides down the ice slide before it falls towards a baby beaver. The female beaver snatches the baby beaver out of the way before the slide hits the ground, causing it to shake. The female beaver puts the baby beaver down before looking up at the dam]
Dam!
All right, you heard the scary vulture. Let's move out.
I don't know but in a few days this place is gonna to be a mile underwater. If there's any hope, it's that way.
[Manny, Sid, Diego and the Irelanders head off. Manny suddenly hears something and turns.]
[It changes to Diego sleeping before yawning and stretches his paws as he wake up, only to feel water beneath them.]
Water. Water!
[Diego jumps onto Manny in fright, which makes him wake up startled.]
Aaah!
[Manny stumbles back and bumps into the tree, knocking Ellie, Crash and Eddie down and splash into the water.
Eddie
Crash, I told you not to drink before bed.
Crash
I didn't do this! At least not all of it.
What's happening?
We overslept. We need to move.
Eddie
[The herd is about to move]
What if we're last creatures left alive? We'll have to repopulate the earth!
Crash
How? Everyone's either a dude or a sister!
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you were sleepwalking.
Oh, no, no, no. I was kidnapped by a tribe of mini-sloths.
That was going to be my second guess.
And they worship me, I mean sure, they tossed me into a flaming tar pit, but they worship me!!
Sid, you were dreaming! Come on, The water's rising faster than we're moving!
I'm telling you! I was kidnapped, I was worshipped and they, Guys?! Oh, fine!
[Meanwhile, Manny has managed to get the kids under control by telling them a story]
And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy and they lived happily ever after.
Kid Animals
Yay!
Good job.
Beaver
[Putting his hand up]
Question: Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?
Because... because he wanted to be with his family.
Bird
[Landing on Manny's tusk]
I think he should go with the girl burro. That's a better love story.
Okay. [picks the bird up with his trunk and puts her down on the ground] Well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do.
Deer
Burro is a demeaning name. Technically, it's called a Wild A**.
Fine. The Wild A** boy came home to his Wild A** mother.
Brontotheres Calf
Did the burro have a grazing problem? That would make him more relatable.
Start Calf
Boring.
Shovelmouth Calf
I don't get it.
Turtle
It's not believable.
Beaver
Do burrows eat their young? It's not a very satisfying ending.
Start Calf
Sometimes I throw up.
They lived happily ever after. You can't get more satisfying than that. One big happy family. That's the way it's supposed to be.
Bird
Then where's your big happy family?
[Meanwhile, Scrat is scurrying along the ice when he sees his acorn underneath him, much to his delight] [squeals in delight]
[He tries to get to his acorn but gets his teeth on the ice. He pulls them out, then jumps up and down on the ice many times. The ice cracks and flips Scrat underneath and the acorn on top. Scrat pushes on the ice again, and the same thing happens. He tries to climb out and grab the acorn; however, the ice keeps turning over and over with Scrat running on it until it sends the acorn sliding away and Scrat is once again underneath the ice. Scrat swims after it and pokes his nose out of the ice and sniffs in, accidentally pulling the acorn onto it and stopping him from breathing]
[whimpers]
[Underneath the ice, Scrat's eyes bulge, and he blows the acorn off before squeezing his head through the hole. He uses his teeth to cut a circle around him and climbs out of the water wearing a huge ice collar. He tries to get to his acorn, but the ice collar around his neck makes it difficult. He ends up falling over and rolling around the acorn. Scrat tries to get to the acorn, but the collar falls on top of him, sending the acorn rolling onto a patch of ice in the water. Scrat gets up and wobbles to the edge of the glacier he's on; however, the collar is so heavy that Scrat falls off the glacier onto the ice, sending the acorn flying to the top of a tall glacier. Scrat whimpers as he looks at it. Meanwhile, two ice chunks break off from the dam and fall into the valley below. Sid looks back at this before walking to catch up with the others]
[Sid is making a fire at a clearing. He looked around, seeing the bushes rustle, thinking it was Crash and Eddie.]
Boy, Manny sure took a big leap with Ellie today,
Yup. He stood on the shore of uncertainty, and dove right in, Splash!! Kind of brave, huh? The way he faced his fear.
I wouldn't know, Saber's don't feel fear.
Oh, come on! All animals feel fear, It's what separates us from safe! Rocks! Rocks have no fear, [tosses rock into the water] and they sink.
What are you getting at, Sid?
It may surprise you to know that I too, have experienced, fear!
No! You?
Oh, yes! As impossible as it seems, the sloth has natural enemies that would like to, harm, or otherwise, kill us.
I wonder why?
Oh, jealousy mostly. But the point is, that fear is natural.
Fear, is for prey.
Well then, You're letting the water make you, it's prey! Just jump in and trust your instincts! [leaps into the bushes] You know, most animals can swim as babies, and for a tiger, It's like crawling on your belly, to stalk helpless prey! Put that hunt on, OK?! Now, claw, kick, claw, kick, I'm stalking the prey! Claw, kick, now, I look back over my shoulder, to see if I am being followed, and I'm breathing! and I'm stalking and I'm stalking, I am falling.
Correction. You're sinking, kind of like a rock.
[Suddenly, both possum brothers fell into the mist. As Ellie moved forward, the ground rose like a see-saw. Diego hangs on to it with Sid clinging to his back legs. With such tiny space, Manny and Ellie keep bumping into each other. Crash and Eddie are on a rock further below them.]
Stop moving! [The two mammoths do so and the rocky platforms stop.] Thank you.
[The rocks holding the platform break, making it move again and Sid loses his grip and falls down though he manages to hold onto another rocky platform.] [The platform which Ellie is standing on starts to break underneath her.]
Manny! Ellie! Lock trunks! [Manny and Ellie glare at each other.] Now! [The two wrap their trunks and walk up the rock, keeping it in balance.] Crash! Eddie! Grab onto that ledge!
Eddie
[The two possums see a ledge that could be their only chance of survival then look down to the abyss.] [Crash and Eddie laugh.]
Funny. Now what's your real plan?
Just do it!
Crash
Bye, Eddie!
Eddie
Bye, Crash!
Crash
Bye, Ellie!
Go, now!
[Crash stretch out and grab the ledge with Eddie holding on to his tail.] [to Ellie]
Um, uh, I'm sorry if what I said before offended you.
What do you mean "if" it offended me?
Crash
"That" it offended her! That it offended her!
I meant that! That it offended you. You just overreacted, that's all.
What?!
Crash
Take it back!
Eddie
There are other lives at sake here!
Wait a minute! He's got a point!
Crash
He's got nothing!
It was a misunderstanding!
Eddie
It was insensitive!
Apologize!
Why me?! She overreacted!
Just apologize!
No!
Do it!
Okay, I'm sorry!
All
What?!
He's right! I overreacted.
You mean you...?
Not another word or I'll come down there and push you over myself!
Got it. I got it. Aaah. [Rocks tip over.] Uh-oh. [Manny and Ellie lock trunks when the rocks collapse.
Manny, Ellie! Run! RUN!!! [Manny, Ellie, Crash and Eddie all run from their lives, Diego runs fast as he can but misses until Manny and Ellie catch him with their trunks leaving him dangling off the cliff.
I guess we finally did something right together. [Manny and Ellie smiling at each other.]
[interrupts]
Hey, if you don't mind me, just hangin' out on the edge of a cliff here. Hoo. [Manny and Ellie pull Diego up on top.]
Remember the good old days?
Which good old days?
Oh, you know. Yesterday, last week, Back when the trees when up and down, and the ground stayed under our feet!
Yup! Those were the good days! Possums were possums and, mammoths were mammoths, We should get some sleep.
Yeah, tomorrow is the day the vulture said we're all gonna died!? [Ellie picked up a sleeping Crash and Eddie up on a tree for them to hang her tails. Then Ellie did the same.]
Dodos [The sun brightens the screen turning it white. It changes to a fluffy cloudy area where Scrat pokes his head out and looks around. As he moves on and sniffs along the clouds, the sound of angelic vocalizing can be heard.] [vocalizes]
[Scrat whimpers as he walks on looking scared. He carries on walking until he bumps into something hard. He falls back, gets up, then shakes off the dizziness. Then, to his utter shock and delight is a pair of golden gates with an acorn in the middle. They open, and Scrat sees a lot of acorns lying around, much to his awe and delight. He walks through the gates, awestruck by this discovery. Scrat starts gathering up the acorns and hugging them with joy. But then, there, standing right in front of him, much to his delight, is a giant acorn. Scrat's eyes become acorns as he stares at it. He then happily begins bouncing his way towards it, dancing as he goes. Then, just as he's about to reach it, he suddenly freezes mid-run.]
[grunts and screams]
[He struggles to reach, but a strong gust of wind sweeps him off his feet back towards the gates, which close as he is pulled out. Scrat clings onto the gates but can do nothing except stare at the giant acorn one last time before losing his grip and being sent flying away from the gates as the screen fades to black.] [We then cut to one of Scrat's eyes opening as we see that it was Sid who saved his life. Sid wipes his tongue on his paw and looks at Scrat happily.]
I saved you, little buddy!
[Scrat wakes up and whips his tongue with his hands. Then he realizes that he doesn't have his acorn and suddenly glares. He stands up and does a karate pose.] [karate yells]
[screaming]
Hey, I saved you, little buddy! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[He runs away with Scrat attacking as an iris closes in on them as the film ends.]
Crash
Can I pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond?
No.
Crash
Aw, come on!
Now. How do you except to impress Ellie with that attitude.
I don’t wanna impress her.
Then why're you trying so hard to, convince her that she’s a mammoth?
Because that’s what she is. I don’t care if she thinks she’s a possum, You can’t be two things!
Au contrarie, My friend. Tell that to the bullfrog, chicken hawk or turtledove.
He’s never gonna let up on you. It’ll be easier on all of us if you just go with it.
[groans, goes over to Crash, who's standing on a small tree]
So, uh, what do you want me to do?
Crash
Pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond.
Crash
Well, if you're too lame to do it, we can get Ellie.
No, no. I can do it. I can do it. [pulls the tree back with his trunk]
Crash
Farther... farther...farther...
Have you done this before?
Crash
Ha! Only 1,000,000 times. Farther... farther... farther... [Manny pulls it back so far that the end of the branch is resting on the ground] Perfect! FIRE! [Manny let go off the tree; Crash goes soaring through the air] Yeah! I can fly! [singing] ♪ I believe I can fly...! ♪ [rams headfirst into an oak tree, and falls to the ground, unconscious, leaving behind an impression of himself in the trunk]
Eddie
[screams]
Crash!
Uh-oh!
Eddie
Crash! Crash! Crash, you okay?
What happened?
Eddie
Manny shot him out of a tree!
What's wrong with you?
He said he could do it!
And you listened to him.
Eddie
Crash, whatever you do, don't go into the light!
Can I help in any way?
You done enough?
Eddie
Crash, Crash, don’t leave me! [crying] Who’s gonna watch my back? Who’s gonna be my Wingman of Mayhem? WHO’S GONNA ROLL IN THAT DUNG PATCH WITH ME?!!?
Crash
[wakes up]
Dung patch? Wait, my legs! I can stand!
Dung Beetle Dad [rolling a ball of dung]
Do we have to bring this crap? I'm sure there's crap where we're going.
Dung Beetle Mom
Ugh! That was a gift from my mother!