Ice Age: The Meltdown 2006 quotes, page 2

Ellie

You know, deep down, I knew I was different. I was a little bigger than the other possum kids. Okay, a lot bigger. Oh. Now I understand why the possum boys didn't find me appealing.

Manny

Well, that's too bad. Because as far as mammoths go, you're uh... you know...

Ellie

What?

Manny

Well, uh... attractive.

Ellie

Really?

Manny

Sure!

Ellie

What about me is attractive?

Manny

Well, uh, I dunno. That's your... butt.

Ellie

What about it?

Manny

It's... big?

Ellie

Oh, you're just saying that.

Manny

No really! It's huge! Biggest darn butt I've ever seen!

Ellie

Oh, that is really sweet! What a crazy day. This morning, I woke up a possum and now... I'm a mammoth.

Look, some idiot's going down the Eviscerator!

Manny

Please tell me it's not our idiot.

Sid

Okay! I'm gonna jump on the count of 3! 1... 2...

Manny

Sid! Don't move a muscle. We're coming up!

Jump, jump, jump...!

Diego

Jump, jump, jump! [Manny glares at him] Sorry.

Sid

2 and 3/1,000ths, 2 and 4/1,000ths…

Manny

Sid, what are you doing? Get down from there!

Sid

No way! I'm gonna be the first to jump off the Eviscerator, and then you guys are gonna have to start, showing me some respect!

Manny

If you jump off this, the only respect you're gonna get is respect for the dead!

Diego

Come on, Manny, he's not that stupid. [Sid is about to jump off the Eviscerator] But I have been wrong before.

Sid

Geronimo! [Manny caught Sid and threw him, they slid]

Diego

Hey, watch it! [They bumped into him, sliding]

Sid

I can't breathe! [He tries to get out] I think I just coughed up my spleen.

Manny

So, you think she's the girl for me?

Sid

Oh, yeah. She's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. She... completes you.

Sid

♪ Someday, when you've gone extinct. When you make a stink... ♪

Manny

Shut up, Sid.

Sid

Okay. [later] ♪ Stop, hey, what's that sound, all the mammoths are in the ground! ♪

Manny

Stop singing, Sid!

Sid

♪ If your species will continue, clap your hands. [claps his hand twice] If your species will... ♪

Manny

Sid, you… you gotta make it stop. I can't take it anymore!

Sid

Okay. Someone doesn't like the classics.

Sid

♪ Food, Glorious Food! ♪

Sid!

Sid

What? It's catchy.

Sid

This is either really good or really bad...? [looks down to see a lava pit underneath him] No, no, no. Me fire-king. Why kill fire-king? 1,000 years bad juju for killing fire king!

Super-heated rock from the Earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.

Sid

You're a very advanced race. Together, we can look for a solution!

We have one - sacrifice the fire king!

Sid

That's not very advanced.

Worth a shot!

Sid

Look! I opened my camp, Campo del Sid. That means "Camp of Sid".

Diego

Congratulations, you're now an idiot in 2 languages.

Sid

Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?

Manny

Diego. It's not even close.

Diego

Heh, told ya.

Ellie

Manny, you can't choose between your kids!

Manny

He's not my kid, he's not even my dog (in fact). If I had a dog, and my dog had a kid and that dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.

Sid

Can I have a dog, Manny?

Manny

No.

Sid

Ellie, can I have a dog?

Ellie

Of course, you can, sweetie.

Manny

Ellie, we have to be consistent with him.

Sid

Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures.

Diego

That's genius, Sid.

Sid

Call me "Squid".

Sid

Oh, it's just a little hot water and steam. How bad can it be? [Dodo clucking] I just did something involuntary, and messy.

Manny

Okay, come on!

Diego

Manny, get back! It's a minefield out there!

Fire King.

Manny

Uh, Diego… retract the claws please.

Diego

Oh… Right. Sorry.

Sid

You know, if I didn't know you better, Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water. [chuckles until Diego grabs him by the throat] Okay, okay, good thing I know you better!

Manny

Guys. Fast Tony was right. Everything is melting. [Shown the top of the ice glaciers melted and flooded] It's all gonna flood. Come on, we gotta warn them.

Ellie

Okay, let's go! We traveled with you all day, now you're coming with us at night.

Manny

But we can't see at night.

Ellie

Then enjoy the flood.

I can't even look at him!

Pervert! [makes the 'I'm watching you' gesture towards Manny]

Sid

Makin' friends. Everywhere you go, just makin' friends.

Surrender?

Never!

Cool!

Slug them! [he and Eddie rapidly shoot pebbles out of the blow-dart shooters]

Diego

If anyone asks, they were 50 of them and uh, they were... rattlesnakes. [Crash and Eddie climb down a tree and taunt Diego]

Here, kitty, kitty!

Diego

Big mistake, you miscreants!

Miscreants? [starts laughing along with Crash]

Sid

Uh, Diego, they're possums. [Crash and Eddie act like chickens until Diego roars and runs after them]

Retreat! [hops into Eddie's arms and Eddie runs away and Diego roars again]

Manny

I guess it’s just you and me now.

Manny

I knew it! I knew it was the only one.

Ellie

Me too. Everybody falls out of the tree every now and then, they just don’t admit it!

Ellie

Where? Wait a minute, I thought mammoths were extinct. [pause] What are you looking at me for?

Manny

I dunno, maybe because you're a mammoth?

Ellie

Me? Don't be ridiculous. I'm not a mammoth, I'm a possum!

Manny

Right, good one. I'm a newt. [points to Diego] This is my friend, the badger. [points to Sid] ...And my other friend, the platypus.

Sid "The Platypus"

Why've I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus! [points to Diego]

This guy givin' you trouble, sis?

"Sis"?!

Ellie

That's right. These are my brothers. Possum, possum, possum.

Manny "The Newt"

I don't think her tree goes all the way to the branch.