I am not a mammoth. I am a possum.
That was the bravest thing I have ever seen!
More lines from Ellie
3 quotesIt is not a compliment. For a possum, bravery is just dumb.
What is wrong with you?
Scenes with Ellie
14 scenesCan I pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond?
No.
Aw, come on!
Now. How do you except to impress Ellie with that attitude.
I don’t wanna impress her.
Then why're you trying so hard to, convince her that she’s a mammoth?
Because that’s what she is. I don’t care if she thinks she’s a possum, You can’t be two things!
Au contrarie, My friend. Tell that to the bullfrog, chicken hawk or turtledove.
He’s never gonna let up on you. It’ll be easier on all of us if you just go with it.
So, uh, what do you want me to do?
Pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond.
I don't know.
Well, if you're too lame to do it, we can get Ellie.
No, no. I can do it. I can do it. [pulls the tree back with his trunk]
Farther... farther...farther...
Have you done this before?
Ha! Only 1,000,000 times. Farther... farther... farther... [Manny pulls it back so far that the end of the branch is resting on the ground] Perfect! FIRE! [Manny let go off the tree; Crash goes soaring through the air] Yeah! I can fly! [singing] ♪ I believe I can fly...! ♪ [rams headfirst into an oak tree, and falls to the ground, unconscious, leaving behind an impression of himself in the trunk]
Crash!
Uh-oh!
Crash! Crash! Crash, you okay?
What happened?
Manny shot him out of a tree!
What's wrong with you?
He said he could do it!
And you listened to him.
Crash, whatever you do, don't go into the light!
Can I help in any way?
You done enough?
Are you happy now?
Crash, Crash, don’t leave me! [crying] Who’s gonna watch my back? Who’s gonna be my Wingman of Mayhem? WHO’S GONNA ROLL IN THAT DUNG PATCH WITH ME?!!?
Dung patch? Wait, my legs! I can stand!
Where? Wait a minute, I thought mammoths were extinct. [pause] What are you looking at me for?
I dunno, maybe because you're a mammoth?
Me? Don't be ridiculous. I'm not a mammoth, I'm a possum!
Right, good one. I'm a newt. [points to Diego] This is my friend, the badger. [points to Sid] ...And my other friend, the platypus.
Why've I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus! [points to Diego]
This guy givin' you trouble, sis?
"Sis"?!
That's right. These are my brothers. Possum, possum, possum.
I don't think her tree goes all the way to the branch.
You know, deep down, I knew I was different. I was a little bigger than the other possum kids. Okay, a lot bigger. Oh. Now I understand why the possum boys didn't find me appealing.
Well, that's too bad. Because as far as mammoths go, you're uh... you know...
What?
Well, uh... attractive.
Really?
Sure!
What about me is attractive?
Well, uh, I dunno. That's your... butt.
What about it?
It's... big?
Oh, you're just saying that.
No really! It's huge! Biggest darn butt I've ever seen!
Oh, that is really sweet! What a crazy day. This morning, I woke up a possum and now... I'm a mammoth.
Surrender?
Never!
Cool!
Slug them! [he and Eddie rapidly shoot pebbles out of the blow-dart shooters]
If anyone asks, they were 50 of them and uh, they were... rattlesnakes. [Crash and Eddie climb down a tree and taunt Diego]
Here, kitty, kitty!
Big mistake, you miscreants!
Miscreants? [starts laughing along with Crash]
Uh, Diego, they're possums. [Crash and Eddie act like chickens until Diego roars and runs after them]
Retreat! [hops into Eddie's arms and Eddie runs away and Diego roars again]
I guess it’s just you and me now.
I knew it! I knew it was the only one.
Me too. Everybody falls out of the tree every now and then, they just don’t admit it!
Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
Diego. It's not even close.
Heh, told ya.
Manny, you can't choose between your kids!
He's not my kid, he's not even my dog (in fact). If I had a dog, and my dog had a kid and that dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
Can I have a dog, Manny?
No.
Ellie, can I have a dog?
Of course, you can, sweetie.
Ellie, we have to be consistent with him.
Okay, let's go! We traveled with you all day, now you're coming with us at night.
But we can't see at night.
Then enjoy the flood.
I can't even look at him!
Pervert! [makes the 'I'm watching you' gesture towards Manny]
Makin' friends. Everywhere you go, just makin' friends.
Okay, thanks to Sid, we're now traveling together. And like it or not, we're gonna be one big happy family! I'll be the daddy, Ellie will be the mommy, and Diego will be the uncle who eats the kids who get on my nerves! Now let's move it before the ground fall out from under our feet! [walks away]
I thought that fat guys are supposed to be jolly.
Hey, I'm not fat! It's this fur! It makes me look big! It's poofy!
Oh, okay. [to Crash and Eddie] He's fat.
You just overreacted. That's all.
What?!
Take it back!
There are many lives at stake here!
Wait a minute! He's got a point!
He's got nothing!
It was a misunderstanding!
It was insensitive!
Apologize!
Why me?! She overreacted!
Just apologize!
No!
Do it!
Okay. I'm sorry!
What?!
He's right. I overreacted!
You mean you...?
Not another word or I'll come down there and push you over myself!
I got it, I got it, I got it. [rocks tip over] Uh, oh. [Manny and Ellie lock trunks when the rocks collapse]
Manny, Ellie! Run! RUN!!! [Manny, Ellie, Crash and Eddie all run from their lives, Diego runs fast as he can but misses until Manny and Ellie catch him with their trunks leaving him dangling off the cliff]
I guess we finally did something right together. [Manny and Ellie smiling at each other until Diego interrupts]
Hey, if you don't mind me, just hangin' out on the edge of a cliff here. Hoo. [Manny and Ellie pull Diego up on top]
Folks! Escape from the flood is a, perfect time to shed those unsightly pounds, with fast Tony's, disaster diet! You, ma'm! You look like a big fat hairy beast! How'd you like to lose a tonne or two of that?
Would I ever!
Don't listen to him, Vera! You're already thin as a twig.
I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend!
Ohh, We'll never make it at this pace! Ellie, it's okay! You can lose the camouflage!
You're safe! OK, safe? Please!! Crash, Eddie, You two, Go scope it out.
What you got?
Perimeter looks to be all clear captain.
Roger that, four-niner, over!
Roger. Over!
All clear!
Hawk!!
What are you doing?
Playing dead.
Manny, Why don't you do that?
Because, I'm a mammoth!
But you do it for treats, right?
Is he gone?
You're safe! Get up.
Man!, if you weren't here, that hawk would have swooped down, and snatched me up for dinner! That's how Cousin Wilson went.
Boy, I really feel for you, I do! I can't even imagine what it would be like, to be the last one of your species.
I'm not the last one.
Oh, You brave, brave soul, that's right, don't give up hope.
Ellie? Look at our footprints, they're the same shape.
Well, how do I know those aren't your footprints?
Well, then, look at our shadows. we match!
You're right! We're the same! You must be part possum!
You wish!
Diego, there are whole continents moving faster than you, lets go! We got to catch up with the others!
Hey! Knock it off!!
Oh, cry me a river, blubber tooth tiger. Have some fun!
Can't you see the ice is thin enough. without you two wearing it down?
Oh, Diego. The ice may be thin, but it's strong enough to hold, a ten ton mammoth and a nine ton possum!
Mammal overboard!
Ellie, get up!
If you play dead, you'll be dead! Look at me!
Diego? Diego! Come on, Come on! This may sting a little.
What in the animal kingdom was that?
I don't know, but from now on, playing safe. Water? Not safe.
That, was the bravest thing I've ever seen.
It was nothing really,..
Oh! It's not a compliment, To a possum, bravery is just dumb!
Yeah! Were spineless.
Lily-livered!
Maybe mammoths are going extinct because they put themselves in danger too often! Maybe you should run away more!
Good point! Thanks for the advice!
Happy to help!
Do you believe her?! [Manny imitates Ellie.] "Bravery is just dumb. Maybe you should run away." [Normal voice] She's infuriating and stubborn and narrow-minded!
Ooh, you like her.
I do not!
Oh, don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. [To Diego] Oh, and so is yours.
What secret?
You know, the one where you can't swim?
That's ridiculous.
Fine, but we're living in a melting world buddy! You're gonna have to face your fears, sooner, or later.
Hey, do we do any special tricks like, roll over? Or do we just, throw our weight around? Sorry, I don't know my own strength yet!
Ellie, do you realize that, now we have a chance to save our species?
Really? How are we going to do that?
Well, you know,
Did you just?!
No, I didn't mean.
I'm not a mammoth for five minutes, and you're hittin' on me?
I wasn't saying, not right now. I'm, in time, ! I was just saying that its, our responsibility,
What?!
That came out wrong! You're very pretty, But, we just met,
Responsibility, ?! Just doing your duty, huh? Is that it? Ready to make the ultimate sacrifice, to save your species! Well, I got some news for you, ! You not saving the species tonight, or any other night!
So, how did it go?
Hmm! Not bad,
OK, let's go! We travelled with you all day, now you coming with us at night!
But we can't see at night.
Then enjoy the flood.
I can't even look at him!
Pervert! [makes the 'I'm watching you' gesture towards Manny]
Making friends, everywhere you go. Just making friends.
Watch out, there's a stump!
Not anymore.
I thought we could walk together.
Crash, ask the man why he thinks that?
She said she thinks you are a jerk, and to go away!
She didn't say-- [hits his head on a rock] Ow! Look! Maybe if we spend more time. [hits a stump] Ow!
Tell him that I need a little personal space right here!
She said, go jump in a lake.
...and possums rule! [fist bumps Crash]
I can hear her, you know?
What do you want? A medal?
Stop moving! [The two mammoths do so and the rocky platforms stop.] Thank you.
Manny! Ellie! Lock trunks! [Manny and Ellie glare at each other.] Now! [The two wrap their trunks and walk up the rock, keeping it in balance.] Crash! Eddie! Grab onto that ledge!
Funny. Now what's your real plan?
Just do it!
Bye, Eddie!
Bye, Crash!
Bye, Ellie!
Go, now!
Um, uh, I'm sorry if what I said before offended you.
What do you mean "if" it offended me?
"That" it offended her! That it offended her!
I meant that! That it offended you. You just overreacted, that's all.
What?!
Take it back!
There are other lives at sake here!
Wait a minute! He's got a point!
He's got nothing!
It was a misunderstanding!
It was insensitive!
Apologize!
Why me?! She overreacted!
Just apologize!
No!
Do it!
Okay, I'm sorry!
What?!
He's right! I overreacted.
You mean you...?
Not another word or I'll come down there and push you over myself!
Got it. I got it. Aaah. [Rocks tip over.] Uh-oh. [Manny and Ellie lock trunks when the rocks collapse.
Manny, Ellie! Run! RUN!!! [Manny, Ellie, Crash and Eddie all run from their lives, Diego runs fast as he can but misses until Manny and Ellie catch him with their trunks leaving him dangling off the cliff.
I guess we finally did something right together. [Manny and Ellie smiling at each other.]
Hey, if you don't mind me, just hangin' out on the edge of a cliff here. Hoo. [Manny and Ellie pull Diego up on top.]
Remember the good old days?
Which good old days?
Oh, you know. Yesterday, last week, Back when the trees when up and down, and the ground stayed under our feet!
Yup! Those were the good days! Possums were possums and, mammoths were mammoths, We should get some sleep.
Yeah, tomorrow is the day the vulture said we're all gonna died!? [Ellie picked up a sleeping Crash and Eddie up on a tree for them to hang her tails. Then Ellie did the same.]
Water. Water!
Aaah!
[Manny stumbles back and bumps into the tree, knocking Ellie, Crash and Eddie down and splash into the water.
Crash, I told you not to drink before bed.
I didn't do this! At least not all of it.
What's happening?
We overslept. We need to move.
What if we're last creatures left alive? We'll have to repopulate the earth!
How? Everyone's either a dude or a sister!
Hi, hey, Manny, Wow, what a night! You'll never guess what happened to me.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you were sleepwalking.
Oh, no, no, no. I was kidnapped by a tribe of mini-sloths.
That was going to be my second guess.
And they worship me, I mean sure, they tossed me into a flaming tar pit, but they worship me!!
Sid, you were dreaming! Come on, The water's rising faster than we're moving!
I'm telling you! I was kidnapped, I was worshipped and they, Guys?! Oh, fine!
I don't see her anywhere!
Maybe she is already on board!
All right, keep quiet! Come on, get moving!
There it is!!
Ellie!
Come on, come on! Run! Push!! You guys got to go.
We're not leaving you!!
I'm not asking!
Ellie! No! Ellie, don't worry! We're going for help.
Stay here!
Duh!
Help us! Somebody help!
Manny! Manny! Manny, It's Ellie! She's trapped in a cave!
Ellie!!
Manny?!
Help!
I'll save you.
Great! Who's gonna save him? You really need to brush!
Okay, okay, okay. Jump in now. Come on, 'fraidy cat. Come on. You can do this, you can do this. You can do this.
Help!
Trust your instincts. Attack the water. I am not your prey. I am not your prey. I am not your prey! [Diego yells, jumps in the underwater to reef. Manny pushes on the log, and Crash and Eddie hold onto Sid.] Attack the water. Stalking the prey. Come on, kick! Even babies can do it. Come on, claw, kick, claw, kick, Hey! I'm stalking the prey.
Eddie! [Diego quickly swims down and grabbed Sid and Eddie up to the surface, The possums collapse on each other panting while Sid regained consciousness.]
You did it buddy. You kicked waters butt!
Nothing to it. Most animals can swim as babies you know.
Yeah, but not tigers. I left that part out. [???] There he is!
Ellie, hold on to me!
Manny! They're behind you!
