Penny Escher quotes from Stranger than Fiction (2006)

Penny Escher

I will gladly and quietly help you kill Harold Crick.

Karen Eiffel

And this coming from someone who's never thought about leaping off a building.

Penny Escher

Are you Ms. Eiffel?

Karen Eiffel

Yes.

Penny Escher

Excellent. May I ask what you're doing?

Karen Eiffel

Research.

Penny Escher

Oh. Am I interrupting?

Karen Eiffel

Yes!

Penny Escher

I'm sorry.

Penny Escher

Sitting in the rain isn't going to write a book.

Karen Eiffel

That illustrates exactly how much you know about writing books.

Penny Escher

And I suppose you smoked all these cigarettes?

Karen Eiffel

No, they came pre-smoked.

Penny Escher

They told me that you were funny.

Karen Eiffel

What's this?

Penny Escher

It's literature on the nicotine patch.

Karen Eiffel

I don't need a nicotine patch, Penny. I smoke cigarettes.