If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?
Probably.
Veronica Sawyer
Winona Ryder · 41 quotes
J.D.
Christian Slater · 27 quotes
Heather Chandler
14 quotes
Heather Duke
9 quotes
Heather McNamara
5 quotes
Most scenes together: Veronica Sawyer & J.D. (8), Veronica Sawyer & Heather McNamara (5), Veronica Sawyer & Heather Chandler (4)
Heathers quotes
Page 3 of 6Oh my God! I just killed my best friend!
And your worst enemy!
Same difference!
What are we gonna tell the cops? "**** it if she can't take a joke, Sarge"?!
Oh, the cops! I can't believe this is my life! Oh my God! I'm gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford!
Ah, right. Just a little freaked here. Well, at least you got what ya wanted, ya know?
Got what I wanted?! It is one thing to want somebody out of your life! It is another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer!
Shit, Heather, I don't have anything against Martha Dunnstock.
You don't have anything for her either. Come on. It will be very. The note will give her shower-nozzle masturbation material for weeks.
Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there.
Yeah, where's your urge to purge?
**** it.
We're doing a poll. This may seem like a really stupid question...
There are no stupid questions.
You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.
You can't use that knife. That knife is filthy.
What do you think I'm going to do with it, take out her tonsils?
Excuse me, I think I know Heather a little bit better than you do. If she were going to slit her wrists, the knife would be spotless.
You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him. Gee, blank, I had a really nice...
Brad
Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid.
You don't deserve my **** speech.
I just had the nicest little chat with Ms. Dumptruck. Got along famously. It's kind of scary that everyone's got a little story to tell. You wanna see the canoeing shots?
What is this? Blackmail? [pause] I'll give you a week's lunch money.
I don't want your money. I want your strength. Westerburg does not need mushy togetherness. It needs a strong leader. Heather Chandler was that leader but...
But she couldn't handle it.
I think you can. Moby Dick is dunked. The white whale drank some bad plankton and splashed through a coffee table and now it's your turn to take the helm.
What about the photographs?
Oh, don't worry. I'll ask you to do me a favor. That will be one you'll enjoy. Then you'll get the negatives and everything back then. But in the meantime... strength. Here's a little gift. From Heather to Heather. [gives her Heather Chandler's red hair bow]
[Kneeling at Heather's coffin,"praying"]
Hi. I'm sorry. Technically, I did not kill Heather Chandler.. But hey, who am I trying to kid, right? I just want my High School to be a nice place... Amen... Did that sound bitchy?
[reading from his petition]
"We, students at Westerburg High, will die. Today. Our burning bodies will be the ultimate protest to a society that degrades us. **** you all!"
[sarcastic]
Intense... grow up. You think I'll drink it just because you call me chicken...? Just gimme the cup, jerk.
Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west... wait east. West! God! I sound like a **** psycho.
Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
Color me impressed. You, uh... you really **** me up pretty bad, Veronica. You, um... you got power, power I didn’t think you had. The slate is clean.