Heathers 1989 quotes, page 5

Veronica Sawyer

If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.

Veronica Sawyer

It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of Liquid Drano.

J.D.

Let's pretend I blew up the school - all the schools. Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

Veronica Sawyer

My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew...

Veronica Sawyer

Nothing can stop JD, not the FBI, the CIA or the PTA.

J.D.

Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie.

J.D.

People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep.

J.D.

Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.

J.D.

The extreme always seems to make an impression.

J.D.

The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.

They all want me as a friend or a ****. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior.

J.D.

They're Ich lüge bullets. [In German, "Ich lüge" translates to "I'm lying"]

J.D.

This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

Veronica Sawyer

This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.

Veronica Sawyer

Tomorrow, I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free.