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View Quote [Reciting the poem 'The Square Root of 3'] I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that's good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I'll never see the sum, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed.
View Quote Dude, whats a blumpkin?
View Quote Meet the smokeless bong
View Quote Ugh, smells like burnt asshole.
View Quote Its not a bomb, its a bong
View Quote You ****ing pissed on me, you racist ****!
View Quote Dude, this chick is giving me such a boner. Its awesome!
View Quote His dick smells like shit dude!
View Quote You guys wanna know something real ****ed up and awesome that I did? I took a Korean guy's toothbrush and I rubbed it all over my dick!
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