T-T-T-TERRORIST!
No, ma'am. He's not a terrorist, he's just an idiot.
This is just a bong.
He said he's got a bomb!
He's gonna blow up the plane!
It's not a bomb, it's just a bong.
Poison gas!
Marshal You picked the wrong plane, you terrorist ****!
Hey! Hey what are you doing!
Marshal There are three, air marshals on board, three!
We are not terrorists sir! That's a bong, not a bomb!
Marshal Shut up!
I got this one!
Ow! I'm in great amount of pain, sir!
Marshal Everybody relax. Just calm down everything's under control! Tell them to turn the plane around; these two assholes are going back to the US!
Derek, can I get another water– [Turns around and sees Harold and Kumar getting ready to jump out of the cargo plane] WHAT THE ****?! [Gets up, throws the malt ball carton down on the floor, and aims a revolver at Harold and Kumar] Keep your hands up!
Jesus Christ!
Please don't shoot!
Okay, okay!
It will be a cold day in hell before I let you hijack this plane.
Beecher, what are you doing? Huh? Whose side are you on? I thought I told to stay in the cockpit!
Enough, Fox! I've had enough of your crap! You think that just because I'm smart, you can treat me like some dork in gym class? It's obvious these kids are innocent, but you're too dumb to realize that. You know, it's people like you who make the world think that Americans are stupid! WELL, WE'RE NOT STUPID!!! AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!! [To Harold and Kumar] It's okay, guys. It's all over now. Everything's gonna be alright–
****!
I don't wanna die!
Kumar!
What?!
I have the parachute! Come over here!
How the **** am I supposed to do that?!
Swim!
Oh, shit!
Don't worry about him! I have an idea!
What?!
**** YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!
About Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay[edit]