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Old Lady: [Sees Kumar is smoking a homemade bong] T-T-T-TERRORIST!
[The passengers begin to scream and panic.]
Harold: No, ma'am. He's not a terrorist, he's just an idiot.
Kumar: This is just a bong.
Male Passenger: He said he's got a bomb!
Male Passenger 1: He's gonna blow up the plane!
Kumar: It's not a bomb, it's just a bong.
[An undercover flight marshal draws a pistol and tackles Kumar. The bong flies forward, hits the floor and shatters, releasing smoke.]
Businessman: Poison gas!
[People start to panic and flee towards the ****pit.]
Marshal: [To Kumar] You picked the wrong plane, you terrorist ****!
Harold: Hey! Hey what are you doing!
[A second flight marshal tackles Harold.]
Marshal: There are three, air marshals on board, three!
Kumar: We are not terrorists sir! That's a bong, not a bomb!
Marshal: Shut up!
Marshal 2: [Draws Pistol] I got this one!
Harold: Ow! I'm in great amount of pain, sir!
[As the passengers slowly calm down, the first Marshal looks at the crowd.]
Marshal: Everybody relax. Just calm down everything's under control! Tell them to turn the plane around; these two assholes are going back to the US!
[Fox has just finished drinking water.]
Ron Fox: Derek, can I get another water– [Turns around and sees Harold and Kumar getting ready to jump out of the cargo plane] WHAT THE ****?! [Gets up, throws the malt ball carton down on the floor, and aims a revolver at Harold and Kumar] Keep your hands up!
[Harold and Kumar raise their hands up.]
Harold Lee: Please don't shoot!
Kumar Patel: Jesus Christ!
Harold Lee: Please don't shoot!
Kumar Patel: Okay, okay!
[As Fox steps towards Harold and Kumar, Beecher steps out of the ****pit and towards Fox.]
Ron Fox: It will be a cold day in hell before I let you hijack this plane.
[Beecher grabs the revolver from Fox, throws him down to the floor, and aims the revolver at him.]
Ron Fox: [Takes his headphones off and throws them down on the floor] Beecher, what are you doing? Huh? Whose side are you on? I thought I told to stay in the ****pit!
John Beecher: Enough, Fox! I've had enough of your crap! You think that just because I'm smart, you can treat me like some dork in gym class? It's obvious these kids are innocent, but you're too dumb to realize that. You know, it's people like you who make the world think that Americans are stupid! WELL, WE'RE NOT STUPID!!! AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!! [To Harold and Kumar] It's okay, guys. It's all over now. Everything's gonna be alright–
[As Beecher steps towards Harold and Kumar, he slips on the malt balls that Fox spilled, opens the door of the cargo plane, and falls out of it. Harold and Kumar fall out of the cargo plane as well, while Fox tries to grab onto the seats.]
[Harold and Kumar are falling.]
Harold Lee: ****!
Kumar Patel: I don't wanna die!
Harold Lee: Kumar!
Kumar Patel: What?!
Harold Lee: I have the parachute! Come over here!
Kumar Patel: How the **** am I supposed to do that?!
Harold Lee: Swim!
[Harold and Kumar swim towards each other.]
Kumar Patel: Holy shit! It's ****ing working!
[Harold and Kumar grab onto each other.]
Kumar Patel: I love you, dude!
[Harold and Kumar turn around and see Fox, who has also fallen out of the cargo plane, shooting at them with a revolver.]
Kumar Patel: Oh, shit!
Harold Lee: Don't worry about him! I have an idea!
Kumar Patel: What?!
[Harold deploys the parachute, with Kumar hanging onto him.]
Ron Fox: [While falling to his death] **** YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!
About Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay[edit]

Old Lady : [Sees Kumar is smoking a homemade bong] T-T-T-TERRORIST! [The passengers begin to scream and panic.] Harold : No, ma'am. He's not a terrorist, he's just an idiot. Kumar : This is just a bong. Male Passenger : He said he's got a bomb! Male Passenger 1 : He's gonna blow up the plane! Kumar : It's not a bomb, it's just a bong. [An undercover flight marshal draws a pistol and tackles Kumar. The bong flies forward, hits the floor and shatters, releasing smoke.] Businessman : Poison gas! [People start to panic and flee towards the ****pit.] Marshal : [To Kumar] You picked the wrong plane , you terrorist ****! Harold : Hey! Hey what are you doing! [A second flight marshal tackles Harold.] Marshal : There are three, air marshals on board, three! Kumar : We are not terrorists sir! That's a bong, not a bomb! Marshal : Shut up! Marshal 2 : [ Draws Pistol ] I got this one! Harold : Ow! I'm in great amount of pain, sir! [As the passengers slowly calm down, the first Marshal looks at the crowd.] Marshal : Everybody relax. Just calm down everything's under control! Tell them to turn the plane around; these two assholes are going back to the US! [Fox has just finished drinking water.] Ron Fox : Derek, can I get another water– [Turns around and sees Harold and Kumar getting ready to jump out of the cargo plane] WHAT THE ****?! [Gets up, throws the malt ball carton down on the floor, and aims a revolver at Harold and Kumar] Keep your hands up! [Harold and Kumar raise their hands up.] Harold Lee : Please don't shoot! Kumar Patel : Jesus Christ! Harold Lee : Please don't shoot! Kumar Patel : Okay, okay! [As Fox steps towards Harold and Kumar, Beecher steps out of the ****pit and towards Fox.] Ron Fox : It will be a cold day in hell before I let you hijack this plane. [Beecher grabs the revolver from Fox, throws him down to the floor, and aims the revolver at him.] Ron Fox : [Takes his headphones off and throws them down on the floor] Beecher, what are you doing? Huh? Whose side are you on? I thought I told to stay in the ****pit! John Beecher : Enough, Fox! I've had enough of your crap! You think that just because I'm smart, you can treat me like some dork in gym class? It's obvious these kids are innocent, but you're too dumb to realize that. You know, it's people like you who make the world think that Americans are stupid! WELL, WE'RE NOT STUPID!!! AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!! [To Harold and Kumar] It's okay, guys. It's all over now. Everything's gonna be alright– [As Beecher steps towards Harold and Kumar, he slips on the malt balls that Fox spilled, opens the door of the cargo plane, and falls out of it. Harold and Kumar fall out of the cargo plane as well, while Fox tries to grab onto the seats.] [Harold and Kumar are falling.] Harold Lee : ****! Kumar Patel : I don't wanna die! Harold Lee : Kumar! Kumar Patel : What?! Harold Lee : I have the parachute! Come over here! Kumar Patel : How the **** am I supposed to do that?! Harold Lee : Swim! [Harold and Kumar swim towards each other.] Kumar Patel : Holy shit! It's ****ing working! [Harold and Kumar grab onto each other.] Kumar Patel : I love you, dude! [Harold and Kumar turn around and see Fox, who has also fallen out of the cargo plane, shooting at them with a revolver.] Kumar Patel : Oh, shit! Harold Lee : Don't worry about him! I have an idea! Kumar Patel : What?! [Harold deploys the parachute, with Kumar hanging onto him.] Ron Fox : [While falling to his death] **** YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!! About Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay [edit]