Kumar Patel [Upon being asked to go to a Christmas Eve party]
No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high.
Most-quoted character in A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011): in 4 of its 5 quotes
A line from Kumar PatelUh, miss, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let you rape my friend on Christmas Eve.
More lines from Kumar Patel
2 quotes Kumar Patel Kumar Patel [Adrian: Also, I told her you work for the White House.]
Yeah, like anyone's gonna believe that.
Scenes with Kumar Patel
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Jesus [From trailer]
Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus.
Neil Patrick Harris
Jesus?
Jesus [Holds up crucifix around his neck]
Christ. I practically run this place.
Neil Patrick Harris
Oh, for reals?
Jesus Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of–
Neil Patrick Harris
Ha-ha, you're one of those.
You still haven't explained the gay thing.
Kumar You're not gay, mother****er!
At all.
Neil Patrick Harris
Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.
Kumar What? Clay Aiken's not gay?
Neil Patrick Harris
Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.
Kenneth Park This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded.
I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now?
Kenneth Park Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing!
[Kenneth gives two thumbs up to the audience] .
Who are you looking at?
