Jesus Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus.
Jesus?
Jesus Christ. I practically run this place.
Oh, for reals?
Jesus Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of–
Ha-ha, you're one of those.
Harold You still haven't explained the gay thing.
You're not gay, mother****er!
Harold At all.
Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.
What? Clay Aiken's not gay?
Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.
Kenneth Park This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded.
Harold I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now?
Kenneth Park Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing!
[Kenneth gives two thumbs up to the audience] .
Harold Who are you looking at?
