A scene from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 2004
Burger Shack Employee

Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one, just makes me want to burn this mother****er down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this mother****er down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this mother****er down! [starts destroying stuff] Let's burn it down! Let's burn it! [calms down] So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.

Kumar

You can always get your work done in the car.

Harold

Let's do it.

Kumar

All right. Awesome. Then listen, listen--no matter what, we are not ending this night without White Castle in our stomachs. Agreed?

Harold

Agreed.

Burger Shack Employee

[shakes Kumar's hand then gives him pound]

Wise choice. You guys might have wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I'll give you a hint. It's semen.

Harold

[bursts out laughing] [Smirks]

Semen.

Burger Shack Employee

Animal semen.
[Harold and Kumar scream and drive off as fast as possible]

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