Most scenes together: Lenny Feder & Eric Lamonsoff (2)
Welcome to Squat-robics 101. Any questions?
Are you married?
Do you like my hair?
Can I stick my tongue down your throat please?
Will I have boobies like Mommy's?
I don't ever want you to have those.
What's 7 + 9?
79!
Oh my god! Did you see his head? He's got a...he's bald! I got a wild one! I got a wild one! Whoo hoo hoo!
Noogie, noogie, noogie!
Nobody noogies my brother! [grabs him, and gives him a rather violent noogie]
My brain! My brain! [Fluzoo throws Milo over the roof, who ends up landing in a bush] B.U.!
Hey man, I had that one.
I know you did, big brother.
Get out of here!
Don't hit me!
Hey, you showed up.
Where do you work out, Cinnabon?
What were you raised by, ninjas?
Mommy was nice enough to prepare her famous Chicken a la Food Poisoning, which we're all excited to eat.
Riding your bike to school in the morning, you couldn't do that in L.A.
Yeah, thank God there's nothing crazy ever happens around here.
Well, well, well, if it isn't Hollywood and the squares.
Hey, Malcolm, I didn't know you worked at K-Mart, and apparently, the hair on the top of your head didn't know it either.
Whaat?
Your car is filthy!
There's a raft in there? [he pokes the box and it self-inflates, knocking him down, along with a whole row of products] Who did that?
What's up with the school bus?
Put your hands in the air. [The five friends put their hands in the air, but Fluzoo begins dancing and sings] And wave 'em like you just don't care. Say HO!
OH!
Say HO!
OH!
I'm so glad we left the city, this is such a good place to raise family.
Tell her it wasn't you talking, Dad. It was your flabby ass.
You want me to "accidentally" break the other leg? [Keith looks at him shocked]
You guys are losers!
Don't worry [points to his penis] it gets bigger!
Oh, that poor old lady!
Paralyzed, I'm paralyzed! Ooh, so much pain!
MAMAAAAAAAA!
I WAS INSIDE YOU!!
I can't believe nobody's even scared of a black guy anymore! DAMN YOU, OBAMA!!
What the hell just happened?
I saw my dad's dick!
[Both look at each other and shudder]
Honey, go over to the window and open it as wide as you can.
Please let me sleep.
I think your mother's here from Mexico and she needs to leave. Open the window, now.
Why don't you do it you-Ahhhhhhhh!
Close your mouth!
