Frat Boy Milo
[after ripping off Malcolm's toupee, revealing his bald head, giving him a noogie]
Oh my god! Did you see his head? He's got a...he's bald! I got a wild one! I got a wild one! Whoo hoo hoo!
Frat Boy Milo
[Officer Fluzoo comes bashing out of a playhouse]
Noogie, noogie, noogie!
Officer Fluzoo
[standing behind Milo]
Nobody noogies my brother! [grabs him, and gives him a rather violent noogie]
Frat Boy Milo
My brain! My brain! [Fluzoo throws Milo over the roof, who ends up landing in a bush] B.U.!
Malcolm
Hey man, I had that one.
Officer Fluzoo
I know you did, big brother.
Malcolm
Get out of here!
Officer Fluzoo
[flinches, terrified]
Don't hit me!