Lenny
[Kurt jumps off the cliff naked and screaming, does a bellyflop into the water, and surfaces, shrieking in pain]
You guys are losers!
Marcus
[Jumps off screaming, lands on his testicles, and surfaces, screaming in a much higher octave]
Don't worry [points to his penis] it gets bigger!
Frat Boy
[Jumps off screaming and lands on his back]
Oh, that poor old lady!
Marcus
[surfaces, winded and whimpering]
Paralyzed, I'm paralyzed! Ooh, so much pain!
Eric
MAMAAAAAAAA!
Marcus
[Jumps off screaming, lands on Marcus, and they both surface] [snapping at Eric]
I WAS INSIDE YOU!!
Kurt
[The frat boys all laugh and whoop at the group as they throw their clothes down to them]
I can't believe nobody's even scared of a black guy anymore! DAMN YOU, OBAMA!!
Andre
[Cuts to Andre and Greg with disturbed looks on their faces, having seen the whole thing]
What the hell just happened?
Greg
I saw my dad's dick!
[Both look at each other and shudder]
